WHO WILL WIN?
Alligator
BELLOW-CHOMP
Armadillo
GRUNT-SCRITCH
THE SETUP

Alligator vs Armadillo

Alligator
Alligator
Armadillo
Armadillo

Pretend a alligator and a armadillo meet in grassland. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Alligator

Alligator mississippiensis · A living log with a U-shaped grin.

Alligator
Home
American swamps · Lives in North America
Food
Meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Alligator is big.

Ambush from the float.

Night river hunter.

Looks like a log with a secret.

  • Alligator is big and not very fast.
  • Fish, turtles, birds, mammals — swamp buffet, all you can chomp.
  • Freshwater marshes and slow rivers.

Family: Crocodiles and caimans.

Corner B

Armadillo

Dasypus novemcinctus · A walking helmet that sometimes becomes a soccer ball.

Armadillo
Home
Americas grassland and scrub · Lives in North America / South America
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Armadillo is small.

Bug vacuum.

Nose-first.

Startle, ball up or bolt.

  • Armadillo is small and fast.
  • Insects, grubs, and the occasional small snack.
  • Warm country with soil soft enough to mine.

Family: Sloths and anteaters.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

0.50 m

Alligator to scale

Alligator

0.30 m

Armadillo to scale

Armadillo

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Alligator360 kg

Can stretch as long as a small car.

Armadillo6 kg

About as heavy as a small melon wearing a knight costume.

Alligator

0.50 m · 360 kg

Alligator is big. 360 kg.

Armadillo

0.30 m · 6 kg

Armadillo is small. 6 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Trapdoor jaws
  • Armor: Osteoderm jacket
  • Senses: Night river hunter.

Alligator · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Digging claws
  • Armor: Bony banded shell
  • Senses: Nose-first.

Armadillo · labeled field diagram

Alligator3000 psi bite
Armadillo80 psi bite

Alligator

Trapdoor jaws

Tool: trapdoor jaws. Bite: 3,000 psi.

Armadillo

Digging claws

Tool: digging claws. Bite: 80 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Alligator
24 km/h
Armadillo
48 km/h
Alligator24 km/h
Armadillo48 km/h

Alligator

24 km/h

Alligator can go 24 km/h. That is not very fast.

Armadillo

48 km/h

Armadillo can go 48 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in grassland. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
AlligatorArmadilloBoth

Meeting biome: grassland. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Alligator

Not their home · Lives in North America

Alligator's home is the american swamps, not grassland.

Armadillo

This is home · Lives in North America / South America

Armadillo lives in places like grassland.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Alligator
Meat · Ambush from the float.
Armadillo
Plants and meat · Bug vacuum.

Alligator

Meat · Ambush from the float.

Fish, turtles, birds, mammals — swamp buffet, all you can chomp.

Armadillo

Plants and meat · Bug vacuum.

Insects, grubs, and the occasional small snack.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Alligator
Lives alone
Armadillo
Lives alone
Alligator7 grit /10
Armadillo5 grit /10

Alligator

Lives alone

Looks like a log with a secret. Grit: 7/10.

Armadillo

Lives alone

Startle, ball up or bolt. Grit: 5/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Alligator
4/10
Armadillo
4/10
Alligator4 brains /10
Armadillo4 brains /10

Alligator

4/10

Night river hunter.

Armadillo

4/10

Nose-first.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Alligator
Alligator mississippiensis
Armadillo
Dasypus novemcinctus

Alligator

Alligator mississippiensis

Crocodiles and caimans.

Armadillo

Dasypus novemcinctus

Sloths and anteaters.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Alligator
Gator-Gap Lunge
Armadillo
Shell-Up Sprint

Alligator

Gator-Gap Lunge

They wait like a stick.

Armadillo

Shell-Up Sprint

First they jump straight up — a surprise pop.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Alligator 0 · Armadillo 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Armadillo runs first. Alligator does not race. They wait in grassland.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Alligator is heavier. Armadillo uses digging claws. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Alligator tries the Gator-Gap Lunge. Armadillo tries the Shell-Up Sprint. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Alligator!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On grassland, Alligator wins. Alligator is a lot heavier. Armadillo would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Alligator 5 · Armadillo 2 · ties 1.

Your card: Alligator 0 · Armadillo 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Alligator

Log? Nope. Champ.

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