WHO WILL WIN?
Alligator
BELLOW-CHOMP
Rhino
SNORT-STOMP
THE SETUP

Alligator vs Rhino

Alligator
Alligator
Rhino
Rhino

Pretend a alligator and a rhino meet in river country. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Alligator

Alligator mississippiensis · A living log with a U-shaped grin.

Alligator
Home
American swamps · Lives in North America
Food
Meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Alligator is big.

Ambush from the float.

Night river hunter.

Looks like a log with a secret.

  • Alligator is big and not very fast.
  • Fish, turtles, birds, mammals — swamp buffet, all you can chomp.
  • Freshwater marshes and slow rivers.

Family: Crocodiles and caimans.

Corner B

Rhino

Ceratotherium simum · A tank that forgot it is an animal.

Rhino
Home
African grassland · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants
Group
Lives alone
Size
Rhino is huge.

Grazer.

Smell and hearing do the work.

A tank with opinions.

  • Rhino is huge and fast.
  • White rhinos graze grass like giant lawn mowers.
  • They like wide-open grassland where a charge has room to become a legend.

Family: Horses and tapirs — the surprising ungulate family reunion.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

0.50 m

Alligator to scale

Alligator

1.80 m

Rhino to scale

Rhino

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Alligator360 kg

Can stretch as long as a small car.

Rhino2,300 kg

Heavier than a hippo, and built like a pickup truck wearing armor.

Alligator

0.50 m · 360 kg

Alligator is big. 360 kg.

Rhino

1.80 m · 2,300 kg

Rhino is huge. 2,300 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Trapdoor jaws
  • Armor: Osteoderm jacket
  • Senses: Night river hunter.

Alligator · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Keratin battering horn
  • Armor: Folded armor plates
  • Senses: Smell and hearing do the work.

Rhino · labeled field diagram

Alligator3000 psi bite
Rhino200 psi bite

Alligator

Trapdoor jaws

Tool: trapdoor jaws. Bite: 3,000 psi.

Rhino

Keratin battering horn

Tool: keratin battering horn. Bite: 200 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Alligator
24 km/h
Rhino
50 km/h
Alligator24 km/h
Rhino50 km/h

Alligator

24 km/h

Alligator can go 24 km/h. That is not very fast.

Rhino

50 km/h

Rhino can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in river country. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
AlligatorRhinoBoth

Meeting biome: river country. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Alligator

This is home · Lives in North America

Alligator lives in places like river country.

Rhino

Can handle it · Lives in Africa

Rhino's home is the african grassland, not river country.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Alligator
Meat · Ambush from the float.
Rhino
Plants · Grazer.

Alligator

Meat · Ambush from the float.

Fish, turtles, birds, mammals — swamp buffet, all you can chomp.

Rhino

Plants · Grazer.

White rhinos graze grass like giant lawn mowers.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Alligator
Lives alone
Rhino
Lives alone
Alligator7 grit /10
Rhino8 grit /10

Alligator

Lives alone

Looks like a log with a secret. Grit: 7/10.

Rhino

Lives alone

A tank with opinions. Grit: 8/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Alligator
4/10
Rhino
5/10
Alligator4 brains /10
Rhino5 brains /10

Alligator

4/10

Night river hunter.

Rhino

5/10

Smell and hearing do the work.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Alligator
Alligator mississippiensis
Rhino
Ceratotherium simum

Alligator

Alligator mississippiensis

Crocodiles and caimans.

Rhino

Ceratotherium simum

Horses and tapirs — the surprising ungulate family reunion.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Alligator
Gator-Gap Lunge
Rhino
Freight-Train Gore

Alligator

Gator-Gap Lunge

They wait like a stick.

Rhino

Freight-Train Gore

A charging rhino is a 2-ton missile with very little steering wheel.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Alligator 0 · Rhino 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

FWOOSH!

THEY MEET

Rhino runs first. Alligator does not race. They wait in river country.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

KICK!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Rhino is heavier. Alligator uses trapdoor jaws. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

STOOMP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Alligator tries the Gator-Gap Lunge. Rhino tries the Freight-Train Gore. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Rhino!

A CLEAR PICK

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On river country, Rhino wins. Rhino is a lot heavier. Alligator would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Alligator 2 · Rhino 5 · ties 1.

Your card: Alligator 0 · Rhino 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Rhino

Armor on legs. Still somehow adorable in slow motion.

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