SLITHER-WHOMP
Anaconda
A river rope that forgot it is allowed to be this heavy.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Anaconda vs Panda
Tonight's science rumble is set in a sunny arena with a splash pool nobody is allowed to hog. No snacks were harmed.
Anaconda
Eunectes murinus
Green anacondas are among the heaviest snakes on Earth.
Capybara, fish, birds, caimans — if it comes to the water's edge, it is on the maybe list.
Panda
Ailuropoda melanoleuca
A newborn panda is about the size of a stick of butter.
Almost all bamboo, all day. They eat 12 hours to stay fueled.
Who do YOU think wins?
HONK-BLEAT
Panda
A bamboo tank in a costume.
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