WHO WILL WIN?

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Anaconda
SLITHER-WHOMP

Anaconda

A river rope that forgot it is allowed to be this heavy.

MEET THE FIGHTERS

Anaconda vs Tortoise

Tonight's science rumble is set in the empty savanna exhibit after closing time. No snacks were harmed.

Anaconda

Eunectes murinus

Green anacondas are among the heaviest snakes on Earth.

Capybara, fish, birds, caimans — if it comes to the water's edge, it is on the maybe list.

Tortoise

Chelonoidis niger

Giant tortoises can live more than 100 years.

Cactus, grass, and island plants. They are living lawn mowers with a 100-year warranty.

Who do YOU think wins?

Tortoise
HISS-HMPH

Tortoise

A walking bunker that outlives arguments.

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