WHO WILL WIN?
Anteater
SNUFF-SLURP
Penguin
HONK-HONK
THE SETUP

Anteater vs Penguin

Anteater
Anteater
Penguin
Penguin

Pretend a anteater and a penguin meet in the coast. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

No. Wild anteaters and penguins would not meet. We still look at the facts.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Anteater

Myrmecophaga tridactyla · A vacuum cleaner with wrecking-ball claws.

Anteater
Home
South American grassland and forest · Lives in South America
Food
Meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Anteater is medium.

Ant specialist.

A nose that does the seeing.

Shy shredder.

  • Anteater is medium and fast.
  • Ants and termites.
  • Open woodland where mounds are the grocery store.

Family: Sloths and armadillos.

Corner B

Penguin

Aptenodytes forsteri · A tuxedo torpedo with zero quit.

Penguin
Home
Antarctic ice · Lives in Antarctica
Food
Meat
Group
Lives in a big group
Size
Penguin is medium.

Torpedo fisher.

Underwater vision is the talent.

Tough about cold.

  • Penguin is medium and slow.
  • Fish, krill, and squid, caught in icy dives.
  • They huddle in storms so tight that the inside of the huddle is toasty.

Family: Other flightless seabirds.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

0.60 m

Anteater to scale

Anteater

1.20 m

Penguin to scale

Penguin

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Anteater40 kg

About as heavy as a third-grader, mostly snout and tail.

Penguin40 kg

About as heavy as a big bag of dog food, but much more dignified.

Anteater

0.60 m · 40 kg

Anteater is medium. 40 kg.

Penguin

1.20 m · 40 kg

Penguin is medium. 40 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Hook claws
  • Armor: Bushy banner tail
  • Senses: A nose that does the seeing.

Anteater · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Flipper slap + beak poke
  • Armor: Tuxedo blubber
  • Senses: Underwater vision is the talent.

Penguin · labeled field diagram

Anteater20 psi bite
Penguin80 psi bite

Anteater

Hook claws

Tool: hook claws. Bite: 20 psi.

Penguin

Flipper slap + beak poke

Tool: flipper slap + beak poke. Bite: 80 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Anteater
50 km/h
Penguin
8 km/h
Anteater50 km/h
Penguin8 km/h

Anteater

50 km/h

Anteater can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

Penguin

8 km/h

Penguin can go 8 km/h. That is slow.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in the coast. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
AnteaterPenguinBoth

Meeting biome: the coast. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Anteater

Not their home · Lives in South America

Anteater's home is the south american grassland and forest, not the coast.

Penguin

This is home · Lives in Antarctica

Penguin lives in places like the coast.

No. Wild anteaters and penguins would not meet. We still look at the facts.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Anteater
Meat · Ant specialist.
Penguin
Meat · Torpedo fisher.

Anteater

Meat · Ant specialist.

Ants and termites.

Penguin

Meat · Torpedo fisher.

Fish, krill, and squid, caught in icy dives.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Anteater
Lives alone
Penguin
Lives in a big group
Anteater6 grit /10
Penguin7 grit /10

Anteater

Lives alone

Shy shredder. Grit: 6/10.

Penguin

Lives in a big group

Tough about cold. Grit: 7/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Anteater
5/10
Penguin
6/10
Anteater5 brains /10
Penguin6 brains /10

Anteater

5/10

A nose that does the seeing.

Penguin

6/10

Underwater vision is the talent.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Anteater
Myrmecophaga tridactyla
Penguin
Aptenodytes forsteri

Anteater

Myrmecophaga tridactyla

Sloths and armadillos.

Penguin

Aptenodytes forsteri

Other flightless seabirds.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Anteater
Termite-Can Opener
Penguin
Belly-Toboggan Escape

Anteater

Termite-Can Opener

If cornered they rear up and slash.

Penguin

Belly-Toboggan Escape

When walking is too slow, an emperor penguin drops and slides.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Anteater 0 · Penguin 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Anteater runs first. Penguin does not race. They wait in the coast.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Anteater is heavier. Penguin uses flipper slap + beak poke. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Anteater tries the Termite-Can Opener. Penguin tries the Belly-Toboggan Escape. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Penguin!

A CLEAR PICK

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On the coast, Penguin wins. Penguin likes the coast more. Anteater would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Anteater 3 · Penguin 3 · ties 2.

Your card: Anteater 0 · Penguin 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Penguin

Penguins in the Ross Sea. Formal wear, chaotic energy.

Francisco Ardini / PNRA · CC BY-SA 4.0. Source

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