GRUNT-SCRITCH
Armadillo
A walking helmet that sometimes becomes a soccer ball.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Armadillo vs Anaconda
Tonight's science rumble is set in the picnic meadow, sandwiches evacuated. No snacks were harmed.
Armadillo
Dasypus novemcinctus
Nine-banded armadillos usually have identical quadruplets.
Insects, grubs, and the occasional small snack. A sticky tongue helps.
Anaconda
Eunectes murinus
Green anacondas are among the heaviest snakes on Earth.
Capybara, fish, birds, caimans — if it comes to the water's edge, it is on the maybe list.
Who do YOU think wins?
SLITHER-WHOMP
Anaconda
A river rope that forgot it is allowed to be this heavy.
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