WHO WILL WIN?
Armadillo
GRUNT-SCRITCH
Cassowary
BOOM-RUMBLE
THE SETUP

Armadillo vs Cassowary

Armadillo
Armadillo
Cassowary
Cassowary

Pretend a armadillo and a cassowary meet in forest. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Armadillo

Dasypus novemcinctus · A walking helmet that sometimes becomes a soccer ball.

Armadillo
Home
Americas grassland and scrub · Lives in North America / South America
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Armadillo is small.

Bug vacuum.

Nose-first.

Startle, ball up or bolt.

  • Armadillo is small and fast.
  • Insects, grubs, and the occasional small snack.
  • Warm country with soil soft enough to mine.

Family: Sloths and anteaters.

Corner B

Cassowary

Casuarius casuarius · The rainforest's dinosaur that never left.

Cassowary
Home
Australian and New Guinean rainforest · Lives in Australia / Asia
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Cassowary is medium.

Fruit eater with dinosaur feet.

Casque and low rumble carry through forest.

Shy until cornered.

  • Cassowary is medium and fast.
  • Mostly fruit.
  • Dense rainforest where a tall dark bird can appear like a jump scare.

Family: Emus and ostriches — the ratite squad of giant flightless birds.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

0.30 m

Armadillo to scale

Armadillo

1.70 m

Cassowary to scale

Cassowary

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Armadillo6 kg

About as heavy as a small melon wearing a knight costume.

Cassowary55 kg

As tall as a grown-up, with the attitude of a dinosaur that kept the costume.

Armadillo

0.30 m · 6 kg

Armadillo is small. 6 kg.

Cassowary

1.70 m · 55 kg

Cassowary is medium. 55 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Digging claws
  • Armor: Bony banded shell
  • Senses: Nose-first.

Armadillo · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Dagger inner toe
  • Armor: Casque helmet
  • Senses: Casque and low rumble carry through forest.

Cassowary · labeled field diagram

Armadillo80 psi bite
Cassowary20 psi bite

Armadillo

Digging claws

Tool: digging claws. Bite: 80 psi.

Cassowary

Dagger inner toe

Tool: dagger inner toe. Bite: 20 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Armadillo
48 km/h
Cassowary
50 km/h
Armadillo48 km/h
Cassowary50 km/h

Armadillo

48 km/h

Armadillo can go 48 km/h. That is fast.

Cassowary

50 km/h

Cassowary can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in forest. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
ArmadilloCassowaryBoth

Meeting biome: forest. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Armadillo

Can handle it · Lives in North America / South America

Armadillo's home is the americas grassland and scrub, not forest.

Cassowary

This is home · Lives in Australia / Asia

Cassowary lives in places like forest.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Armadillo
Plants and meat · Bug vacuum.
Cassowary
Plants and meat · Fruit eater with dinosaur feet.

Armadillo

Plants and meat · Bug vacuum.

Insects, grubs, and the occasional small snack.

Cassowary

Plants and meat · Fruit eater with dinosaur feet.

Mostly fruit.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Armadillo
Lives alone
Cassowary
Lives alone
Armadillo5 grit /10
Cassowary7 grit /10

Armadillo

Lives alone

Startle, ball up or bolt. Grit: 5/10.

Cassowary

Lives alone

Shy until cornered. Grit: 7/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Armadillo
4/10
Cassowary
4/10
Armadillo4 brains /10
Cassowary4 brains /10

Armadillo

4/10

Nose-first.

Cassowary

4/10

Casque and low rumble carry through forest.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Armadillo
Dasypus novemcinctus
Cassowary
Casuarius casuarius

Armadillo

Dasypus novemcinctus

Sloths and anteaters.

Cassowary

Casuarius casuarius

Emus and ostriches — the ratite squad of giant flightless birds.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Armadillo
Shell-Up Sprint
Cassowary
Kick of the Lost World

Armadillo

Shell-Up Sprint

First they jump straight up — a surprise pop.

Cassowary

Kick of the Lost World

They jump and slash with both feet.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Armadillo 0 · Cassowary 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

FWOOSH!

THEY MEET

Cassowary runs first. Armadillo does not race. They wait in forest.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

KICK!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Cassowary is heavier. Armadillo uses digging claws. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

STOOMP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Armadillo tries the Shell-Up Sprint. Cassowary tries the Kick of the Lost World. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Cassowary!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On forest, Cassowary wins. Cassowary likes forest more. Armadillo would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Armadillo 0 · Cassowary 6 · ties 2.

Your card: Armadillo 0 · Cassowary 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

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