GRUNT-SCRITCH
Armadillo
A walking helmet that sometimes becomes a soccer ball.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Armadillo vs Tortoise
Tonight's science rumble is set in the picnic meadow, sandwiches evacuated. No snacks were harmed.
Armadillo
Dasypus novemcinctus
Nine-banded armadillos usually have identical quadruplets.
Insects, grubs, and the occasional small snack. A sticky tongue helps.
Tortoise
Chelonoidis niger
Giant tortoises can live more than 100 years.
Cactus, grass, and island plants. They are living lawn mowers with a 100-year warranty.
Who do YOU think wins?
HISS-HMPH
Tortoise
A walking bunker that outlives arguments.
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