WAHOO-BARK
Baboon
A troop-tough primate with serious canine teeth.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Baboon vs Tortoise
Tonight's science rumble is set in the visitor lawn, now closed for SCIENCE. No snacks were harmed.
Baboon
Papio anubis
Baboons keep a lookout while others forage. Safety is a job.
Fruit, grass, insects, and the occasional small animal. Flexible and fearless at picnic tables.
Tortoise
Chelonoidis niger
Giant tortoises can live more than 100 years.
Cactus, grass, and island plants. They are living lawn mowers with a 100-year warranty.
Who do YOU think wins?
HISS-HMPH
Tortoise
A walking bunker that outlives arguments.
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