SNORT-GRUNT
Bison
A shaggy locomotive with horns.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Bison vs Tortoise
Tonight's science rumble is set in the picnic meadow, sandwiches evacuated. No snacks were harmed.
Bison
Bison bison
Bison are the largest land animals in North America.
Grass. Lots of grass. They are walking lawns with opinions.
Tortoise
Chelonoidis niger
Giant tortoises can live more than 100 years.
Cactus, grass, and island plants. They are living lawn mowers with a 100-year warranty.
Who do YOU think wins?
HISS-HMPH
Tortoise
A walking bunker that outlives arguments.
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