WHO WILL WIN?
Camel
GUUUURGH
Ankylosaurus
CLUB-THUD
THE SETUP

Camel vs Ankylosaurus

Camel
Camel
Ankylosaurus
Ankylosaurus

Pretend they meet in the desert. Dinosaurs lived long ago. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

No. Camel and Ankylosaurus did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Camel

Camelus dromedarius · A desert ship with a surprise kick.

Camel
Home
Deserts · Lives in Africa / Asia
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Camel is big.

Browser of dry country.

Long lashes and sealable nostrils for sandstorms.

Stubborn desert athlete.

  • Camel is big and fast.
  • Tough desert plants other animals will not touch.
  • They can go a week or more without water, then drink enough to fill a bathtub.

Family: Llamas and alpacas — the fluffier mountain cousins.

Corner B

Ankylosaurus

Ankylosaurus magniventris · A walking tank with a wrecking-ball tail.

Ankylosaurus
Home
Late Cretaceous forests of western North America · Lived in North America long ago
Food
Plants
Group
Lives alone
Size
Ankylosaurus is giant.

Grazer.

Low to the ground.

A coffee table that hits back.

  • Ankylosaurus is giant and slow.
  • Low plants.
  • Same Late Cretaceous North America as T.

Family: Other ankylosaurs and nodosaurs — the armored dinosaur club.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.80 m

Camel to scale

Camel

1.70 m

Ankylosaurus to scale

Ankylosaurus

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Camel500 kg

As heavy as a grand piano, plus a built-in lunchbox on the back.

Ankylosaurus6,000 kg

Low as a grown-up's chest, as heavy as an elephant, wider than a small car.

Camel

1.80 m · 500 kg

Camel is big. 500 kg.

Ankylosaurus

1.70 m · 6,000 kg

Ankylosaurus is giant. 6,000 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Hump-powered kick
  • Armor: Sand-storm eyelashes
  • Senses: Long lashes and sealable nostrils for sandstorms.

Camel · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Tail-club sledge
  • Armor: Osteoderm tank plating
  • Senses: Low to the ground.

Ankylosaurus · labeled field diagram

Camel250 psi bite
Ankylosaurus150 psi bite

Camel

Hump-powered kick

Tool: hump-powered kick. Bite: 250 psi.

Ankylosaurus

Tail-club sledge

Tool: tail-club sledge. Bite: 150 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Camel
40 km/h
Ankylosaurus
10 km/h
Camel40 km/h
Ankylosaurus10 km/h

Camel

40 km/h

Camel can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

Ankylosaurus

10 km/h

Ankylosaurus can go 10 km/h. That is slow.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in the desert. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
CamelAnkylosaurusBoth

Meeting biome: the desert. Colored land is fossil range for dinosaurs and living range for zoo animals.

Camel

This is home · Lives in Africa / Asia

Camel lives in places like the desert.

Ankylosaurus

Not their home · Lived in North America long ago

Ankylosaurus's home is the late cretaceous forests of western north america, not the desert.

No. Camel and Ankylosaurus did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Camel
Plants · Browser of dry country.
Ankylosaurus
Plants · Grazer.

Camel

Plants · Browser of dry country.

Tough desert plants other animals will not touch.

Ankylosaurus

Plants · Grazer.

Low plants.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Camel
Lives in a herd
Ankylosaurus
Lives alone
Camel6 grit /10
Ankylosaurus8 grit /10

Camel

Lives in a herd

Stubborn desert athlete. Grit: 6/10.

Ankylosaurus

Lives alone

A coffee table that hits back. Grit: 8/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Camel
5/10
Ankylosaurus
2/10
Camel5 brains /10
Ankylosaurus2 brains /10

Camel

5/10

Long lashes and sealable nostrils for sandstorms.

Ankylosaurus

2/10

Low to the ground.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Camel
Camelus dromedarius
Ankylosaurus
Ankylosaurus magniventris

Camel

Camelus dromedarius

Llamas and alpacas — the fluffier mountain cousins.

Ankylosaurus

Ankylosaurus magniventris

Other ankylosaurs and nodosaurs — the armored dinosaur club.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Camel
Spit Screen + Stomp
Ankylosaurus
Low-Profile Club

Camel

Spit Screen + Stomp

The 'spit' is mostly stomach juice.

Ankylosaurus

Low-Profile Club

Crouch, armor up, wait for a leg to get greedy, then the tail does architecture.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Camel 0 · Ankylosaurus 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

FWOOSH!

THEY MEET

Camel runs first. Ankylosaurus does not race. They wait in the desert.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

KICK!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Ankylosaurus is heavier. Camel uses hump-powered kick. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

STOOMP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Camel tries the Spit Screen + Stomp. Ankylosaurus tries the Low-Profile Club. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Ankylosaurus!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On the desert, Ankylosaurus wins. Ankylosaurus is a lot heavier. Camel would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Camel 3 · Ankylosaurus 5.

Your card: Camel 0 · Ankylosaurus 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Also starring · Camel

Zoo camels. The attitude ships free with the hump.

Zoo Ljubljana · Wikimedia Commons · CC. Source

1/17 · scroll