WHO WILL WIN?
Camel
GUUUURGH
Cassowary
BOOM-RUMBLE
THE SETUP

Camel vs Cassowary

Camel
Camel
Cassowary
Cassowary

Pretend a camel and a cassowary meet in forest. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

No. Wild camels and cassowarys would not meet. We still look at the facts.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Camel

Camelus dromedarius · A desert ship with a surprise kick.

Camel
Home
Deserts · Lives in Africa / Asia
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Camel is big.

Browser of dry country.

Long lashes and sealable nostrils for sandstorms.

Stubborn desert athlete.

  • Camel is big and fast.
  • Tough desert plants other animals will not touch.
  • They can go a week or more without water, then drink enough to fill a bathtub.

Family: Llamas and alpacas — the fluffier mountain cousins.

Corner B

Cassowary

Casuarius casuarius · The rainforest's dinosaur that never left.

Cassowary
Home
Australian and New Guinean rainforest · Lives in Australia / Asia
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Cassowary is medium.

Fruit eater with dinosaur feet.

Casque and low rumble carry through forest.

Shy until cornered.

  • Cassowary is medium and fast.
  • Mostly fruit.
  • Dense rainforest where a tall dark bird can appear like a jump scare.

Family: Emus and ostriches — the ratite squad of giant flightless birds.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.80 m

Camel to scale

Camel

1.70 m

Cassowary to scale

Cassowary

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Camel500 kg

As heavy as a grand piano, plus a built-in lunchbox on the back.

Cassowary55 kg

As tall as a grown-up, with the attitude of a dinosaur that kept the costume.

Camel

1.80 m · 500 kg

Camel is big. 500 kg.

Cassowary

1.70 m · 55 kg

Cassowary is medium. 55 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Hump-powered kick
  • Armor: Sand-storm eyelashes
  • Senses: Long lashes and sealable nostrils for sandstorms.

Camel · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Dagger inner toe
  • Armor: Casque helmet
  • Senses: Casque and low rumble carry through forest.

Cassowary · labeled field diagram

Camel250 psi bite
Cassowary20 psi bite

Camel

Hump-powered kick

Tool: hump-powered kick. Bite: 250 psi.

Cassowary

Dagger inner toe

Tool: dagger inner toe. Bite: 20 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Camel
40 km/h
Cassowary
50 km/h
Camel40 km/h
Cassowary50 km/h

Camel

40 km/h

Camel can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

Cassowary

50 km/h

Cassowary can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in forest. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
CamelCassowaryBoth

Meeting biome: forest. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Camel

Not their home · Lives in Africa / Asia

Camel's home is the deserts, not forest.

Cassowary

This is home · Lives in Australia / Asia

Cassowary lives in places like forest.

No. Wild camels and cassowarys would not meet. We still look at the facts.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Camel
Plants · Browser of dry country.
Cassowary
Plants and meat · Fruit eater with dinosaur feet.

Camel

Plants · Browser of dry country.

Tough desert plants other animals will not touch.

Cassowary

Plants and meat · Fruit eater with dinosaur feet.

Mostly fruit.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Camel
Lives in a herd
Cassowary
Lives alone
Camel6 grit /10
Cassowary7 grit /10

Camel

Lives in a herd

Stubborn desert athlete. Grit: 6/10.

Cassowary

Lives alone

Shy until cornered. Grit: 7/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Camel
5/10
Cassowary
4/10
Camel5 brains /10
Cassowary4 brains /10

Camel

5/10

Long lashes and sealable nostrils for sandstorms.

Cassowary

4/10

Casque and low rumble carry through forest.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Camel
Camelus dromedarius
Cassowary
Casuarius casuarius

Camel

Camelus dromedarius

Llamas and alpacas — the fluffier mountain cousins.

Cassowary

Casuarius casuarius

Emus and ostriches — the ratite squad of giant flightless birds.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Camel
Spit Screen + Stomp
Cassowary
Kick of the Lost World

Camel

Spit Screen + Stomp

The 'spit' is mostly stomach juice.

Cassowary

Kick of the Lost World

They jump and slash with both feet.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Camel 0 · Cassowary 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Cassowary runs first. Camel does not race. They wait in forest.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Camel is heavier. Cassowary uses dagger inner toe. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Camel tries the Spit Screen + Stomp. Cassowary tries the Kick of the Lost World. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Camel!

A CLEAR PICK · UNDERDOG

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On forest, Camel wins. Camel is a lot heavier. Cassowary would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Camel 2 · Cassowary 6.

Your card: Camel 0 · Cassowary 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Camel

Zoo camels. The attitude ships free with the hump.

Zoo Ljubljana · Wikimedia Commons · CC. Source

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