WHO WILL WIN?
Camel
GUUUURGH
Gorilla
HOOT-HOOT-BAM
THE SETUP

Camel vs Gorilla

Camel
Camel
Gorilla
Gorilla

Pretend a camel and a gorilla meet in forest. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

No. Wild camels and gorillas would not meet. We still look at the facts.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Camel

Camelus dromedarius · A desert ship with a surprise kick.

Camel
Home
Deserts · Lives in Africa / Asia
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Camel is big.

Browser of dry country.

Long lashes and sealable nostrils for sandstorms.

Stubborn desert athlete.

  • Camel is big and fast.
  • Tough desert plants other animals will not touch.
  • They can go a week or more without water, then drink enough to fill a bathtub.

Family: Llamas and alpacas — the fluffier mountain cousins.

Corner B

Gorilla

Gorilla gorilla · A quiet giant until the chest-thump starts.

Gorilla
Home
African rainforest · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants
Group
Lives with family
Size
Gorilla is medium.

Forager.

Sharp eyes in the green.

Gentle until a family is threatened.

  • Gorilla is medium and fast.
  • Mostly leaves, stems, and fruit.
  • Dense forest is home.

Family: Chimpanzees, orangutans, and humans.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.80 m

Camel to scale

Camel

1.70 m

Gorilla to scale

Gorilla

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Camel500 kg

As heavy as a grand piano, plus a built-in lunchbox on the back.

Gorilla160 kg

As heavy as two kids in a backpack... if the backpack could bench-press a motorcycle.

Camel

1.80 m · 500 kg

Camel is big. 500 kg.

Gorilla

1.70 m · 160 kg

Gorilla is medium. 160 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Hump-powered kick
  • Armor: Sand-storm eyelashes
  • Senses: Long lashes and sealable nostrils for sandstorms.

Camel · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Anvil fists + ape bite
  • Armor: Barrel chest
  • Senses: Sharp eyes in the green.

Gorilla · labeled field diagram

Camel250 psi bite
Gorilla1300 psi bite

Camel

Hump-powered kick

Tool: hump-powered kick. Bite: 250 psi.

Gorilla

Anvil fists + ape bite

Tool: anvil fists + ape bite. Bite: 1,300 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Camel
40 km/h
Gorilla
40 km/h
Camel40 km/h
Gorilla40 km/h

Camel

40 km/h

Camel can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

Gorilla

40 km/h

Gorilla can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in forest. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
CamelGorillaBoth

Meeting biome: forest. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Camel

Not their home · Lives in Africa / Asia

Camel's home is the deserts, not forest.

Gorilla

This is home · Lives in Africa

Gorilla lives in places like forest.

No. Wild camels and gorillas would not meet. We still look at the facts.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Camel
Plants · Browser of dry country.
Gorilla
Plants · Forager.

Camel

Plants · Browser of dry country.

Tough desert plants other animals will not touch.

Gorilla

Plants · Forager.

Mostly leaves, stems, and fruit.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Camel
Lives in a herd
Gorilla
Lives with family
Camel6 grit /10
Gorilla8 grit /10

Camel

Lives in a herd

Stubborn desert athlete. Grit: 6/10.

Gorilla

Lives with family

Gentle until a family is threatened. Grit: 8/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Camel
5/10
Gorilla
9/10
Camel5 brains /10
Gorilla9 brains /10

Camel

5/10

Long lashes and sealable nostrils for sandstorms.

Gorilla

9/10

Sharp eyes in the green.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Camel
Camelus dromedarius
Gorilla
Gorilla gorilla

Camel

Camelus dromedarius

Llamas and alpacas — the fluffier mountain cousins.

Gorilla

Gorilla gorilla

Chimpanzees, orangutans, and humans.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Camel
Spit Screen + Stomp
Gorilla
Chest-Drum Charge

Camel

Spit Screen + Stomp

The 'spit' is mostly stomach juice.

Gorilla

Chest-Drum Charge

The chest beat is a warning.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Camel 0 · Gorilla 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Camel runs first. Gorilla does not race. They wait in forest.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Camel is heavier. Gorilla uses anvil fists + ape bite. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Camel tries the Spit Screen + Stomp. Gorilla tries the Chest-Drum Charge. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Gorilla!

A CLEAR PICK

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On forest, Gorilla wins. Gorilla likes forest more. Camel would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Camel 1 · Gorilla 6 · ties 1.

Your card: Camel 0 · Gorilla 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Gorilla

Five seconds of gorilla. Blink and you miss the champ.

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