WHO WILL WIN?
Camel
GUUUURGH
Parasaurolophus
TROOOOT
THE SETUP

Camel vs Parasaurolophus

Camel
Camel
Parasaurolophus
Parasaurolophus

Pretend they meet in river country. Dinosaurs lived long ago. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

No. Camel and Parasaurolophus did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Camel

Camelus dromedarius · A desert ship with a surprise kick.

Camel
Home
Deserts · Lives in Africa / Asia
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Camel is big.

Browser of dry country.

Long lashes and sealable nostrils for sandstorms.

Stubborn desert athlete.

  • Camel is big and fast.
  • Tough desert plants other animals will not touch.
  • They can go a week or more without water, then drink enough to fill a bathtub.

Family: Llamas and alpacas — the fluffier mountain cousins.

Corner B

Parasaurolophus

Parasaurolophus walkeri · A duckbill with a trombone on its head.

Parasaurolophus
Home
Late Cretaceous forests of western North America · Lived in North America long ago
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Parasaurolophus is huge.

Does not hunt.

The crest was a horn.

Nervy salad.

  • Parasaurolophus is huge and fast.
  • Plants ground by a dental battery — a whole chalkboard of replacement teeth.
  • Late Cretaceous North America.

Family: Other hadrosaurs: Edmontosaurus, Corythosaurus, and the duckbill crowd.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.80 m

Camel to scale

Camel

3.2 m

Parasaurolophus to scale

Parasaurolophus

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Camel500 kg

As heavy as a grand piano, plus a built-in lunchbox on the back.

Parasaurolophus2,500 kg

About as heavy as a rhinoceros, with a head-crest as long as a baseball bat.

Camel

1.80 m · 500 kg

Camel is big. 500 kg.

Parasaurolophus

3.2 m · 2,500 kg

Parasaurolophus is huge. 2,500 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Hump-powered kick
  • Armor: Sand-storm eyelashes
  • Senses: Long lashes and sealable nostrils for sandstorms.

Camel · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Herd, kick, and a honk
  • Armor: Duckbill battery
  • Senses: The crest was a horn.

Parasaurolophus · labeled field diagram

Camel250 psi bite
Parasaurolophus200 psi bite

Camel

Hump-powered kick

Tool: hump-powered kick. Bite: 250 psi.

Parasaurolophus

Herd, kick, and a honk

Tool: herd, kick, and a honk. Bite: 200 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Camel
40 km/h
Parasaurolophus
40 km/h
Camel40 km/h
Parasaurolophus40 km/h

Camel

40 km/h

Camel can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

Parasaurolophus

40 km/h

Parasaurolophus can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in river country. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
CamelParasaurolophusBoth

Meeting biome: river country. Colored land is fossil range for dinosaurs and living range for zoo animals.

Camel

Not their home · Lives in Africa / Asia

Camel's home is the deserts, not river country.

Parasaurolophus

This is home · Lived in North America long ago

Parasaurolophus lives in places like river country.

No. Camel and Parasaurolophus did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Camel
Plants · Browser of dry country.
Parasaurolophus
Plants · Does not hunt.

Camel

Plants · Browser of dry country.

Tough desert plants other animals will not touch.

Parasaurolophus

Plants · Does not hunt.

Plants ground by a dental battery — a whole chalkboard of replacement teeth.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Camel
Lives in a herd
Parasaurolophus
Lives in a herd
Camel6 grit /10
Parasaurolophus5 grit /10

Camel

Lives in a herd

Stubborn desert athlete. Grit: 6/10.

Parasaurolophus

Lives in a herd

Nervy salad. Grit: 5/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Camel
5/10
Parasaurolophus
4/10
Camel5 brains /10
Parasaurolophus4 brains /10

Camel

5/10

Long lashes and sealable nostrils for sandstorms.

Parasaurolophus

4/10

The crest was a horn.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Camel
Camelus dromedarius
Parasaurolophus
Parasaurolophus walkeri

Camel

Camelus dromedarius

Llamas and alpacas — the fluffier mountain cousins.

Parasaurolophus

Parasaurolophus walkeri

Other hadrosaurs: Edmontosaurus, Corythosaurus, and the duckbill crowd.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Camel
Spit Screen + Stomp
Parasaurolophus
Crest Trombone Blast

Camel

Spit Screen + Stomp

The 'spit' is mostly stomach juice.

Parasaurolophus

Crest Trombone Blast

Air through the hollow crest probably made a low honk.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Camel 0 · Parasaurolophus 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

FWOOSH!

THEY MEET

Camel runs first. Parasaurolophus does not race. They wait in river country.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

KICK!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Parasaurolophus is heavier. Camel uses hump-powered kick. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

STOOMP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Camel tries the Spit Screen + Stomp. Parasaurolophus tries the Crest Trombone Blast. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Parasaurolophus!

A STOMP · UNDERDOG

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On river country, Parasaurolophus wins. Parasaurolophus likes river country more. Camel would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Camel 4 · Parasaurolophus 3 · ties 1.

Your card: Camel 0 · Parasaurolophus 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Also starring · Camel

Zoo camels. The attitude ships free with the hump.

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