WHO WILL WIN?
Cassowary
BOOM-RUMBLE
Armadillo
GRUNT-SCRITCH
THE SETUP

Cassowary vs Armadillo

Cassowary
Cassowary
Armadillo
Armadillo

Pretend a cassowary and a armadillo meet in grassland. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Cassowary

Casuarius casuarius · The rainforest's dinosaur that never left.

Cassowary
Home
Australian and New Guinean rainforest · Lives in Australia / Asia
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Cassowary is medium.

Fruit eater with dinosaur feet.

Casque and low rumble carry through forest.

Shy until cornered.

  • Cassowary is medium and fast.
  • Mostly fruit.
  • Dense rainforest where a tall dark bird can appear like a jump scare.

Family: Emus and ostriches — the ratite squad of giant flightless birds.

Corner B

Armadillo

Dasypus novemcinctus · A walking helmet that sometimes becomes a soccer ball.

Armadillo
Home
Americas grassland and scrub · Lives in North America / South America
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Armadillo is small.

Bug vacuum.

Nose-first.

Startle, ball up or bolt.

  • Armadillo is small and fast.
  • Insects, grubs, and the occasional small snack.
  • Warm country with soil soft enough to mine.

Family: Sloths and anteaters.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.70 m

Cassowary to scale

Cassowary

0.30 m

Armadillo to scale

Armadillo

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Cassowary55 kg

As tall as a grown-up, with the attitude of a dinosaur that kept the costume.

Armadillo6 kg

About as heavy as a small melon wearing a knight costume.

Cassowary

1.70 m · 55 kg

Cassowary is medium. 55 kg.

Armadillo

0.30 m · 6 kg

Armadillo is small. 6 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Dagger inner toe
  • Armor: Casque helmet
  • Senses: Casque and low rumble carry through forest.

Cassowary · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Digging claws
  • Armor: Bony banded shell
  • Senses: Nose-first.

Armadillo · labeled field diagram

Cassowary20 psi bite
Armadillo80 psi bite

Cassowary

Dagger inner toe

Tool: dagger inner toe. Bite: 20 psi.

Armadillo

Digging claws

Tool: digging claws. Bite: 80 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Cassowary
50 km/h
Armadillo
48 km/h
Cassowary50 km/h
Armadillo48 km/h

Cassowary

50 km/h

Cassowary can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

Armadillo

48 km/h

Armadillo can go 48 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in grassland. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
CassowaryArmadilloBoth

Meeting biome: grassland. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Cassowary

Can handle it · Lives in Australia / Asia

Cassowary's home is the australian and new guinean rainforest, not grassland.

Armadillo

This is home · Lives in North America / South America

Armadillo lives in places like grassland.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Cassowary
Plants and meat · Fruit eater with dinosaur feet.
Armadillo
Plants and meat · Bug vacuum.

Cassowary

Plants and meat · Fruit eater with dinosaur feet.

Mostly fruit.

Armadillo

Plants and meat · Bug vacuum.

Insects, grubs, and the occasional small snack.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Cassowary
Lives alone
Armadillo
Lives alone
Cassowary7 grit /10
Armadillo5 grit /10

Cassowary

Lives alone

Shy until cornered. Grit: 7/10.

Armadillo

Lives alone

Startle, ball up or bolt. Grit: 5/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Cassowary
4/10
Armadillo
4/10
Cassowary4 brains /10
Armadillo4 brains /10

Cassowary

4/10

Casque and low rumble carry through forest.

Armadillo

4/10

Nose-first.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Cassowary
Casuarius casuarius
Armadillo
Dasypus novemcinctus

Cassowary

Casuarius casuarius

Emus and ostriches — the ratite squad of giant flightless birds.

Armadillo

Dasypus novemcinctus

Sloths and anteaters.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Cassowary
Kick of the Lost World
Armadillo
Shell-Up Sprint

Cassowary

Kick of the Lost World

They jump and slash with both feet.

Armadillo

Shell-Up Sprint

First they jump straight up — a surprise pop.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Cassowary 0 · Armadillo 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

FWOOSH!

THEY MEET

Cassowary runs first. Armadillo does not race. They wait in grassland.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

KICK!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Cassowary is heavier. Armadillo uses digging claws. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

STOOMP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Cassowary tries the Kick of the Lost World. Armadillo tries the Shell-Up Sprint. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Cassowary!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On grassland, Cassowary wins. Cassowary is a lot heavier. Armadillo would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Cassowary 5 · Armadillo 1 · ties 2.

Your card: Cassowary 0 · Armadillo 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

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