Cassowary VS Hippo
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Cassowary vs Hippo
Pretend a cassowary and a hippo meet in river country. Look at the facts. Then you pick.
Would they meet?
Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.
This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.
Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.
Cassowary
Casuarius casuarius · The rainforest's dinosaur that never left.
Fruit eater with dinosaur feet.
Casque and low rumble carry through forest.
Shy until cornered.
Family: Emus and ostriches — the ratite squad of giant flightless birds.
Hippo
Hippopotamus amphibius · A floating boulder with kitchen-knife tusks.
Grazer by night.
Ears, eyes, and nostrils sit on top of the head like a submarine periscope.
Famous for a short fuse in the river.
Family: Whales and dolphins!
SIZE & WEIGHT
Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?
1.70 m
Grown-up
1.70 m
Cassowary
1.50 m
Hippo
Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.
As tall as a grown-up, with the attitude of a dinosaur that kept the costume.
About as heavy as a small car, with a much bigger attitude.
Cassowary
1.70 m · 55 kg
Cassowary is medium. 55 kg.
Hippo
1.50 m · 1,500 kg
Hippo is huge. 1,500 kg.
Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.
Who would you pick for size?
TOOLS
Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?
Cassowary · labeled field diagram
Hippo · labeled field diagram
Cassowary
Dagger inner toe
Tool: dagger inner toe. Bite: 20 psi.
Hippo
Tusk-lined cave mouth
Tool: tusk-lined cave mouth. Bite: 1,800 psi.
A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.
Whose tools would you trust?
SPEED
Who gets there first?
Cassowary
50 km/h
Cassowary can go 50 km/h. That is fast.
Hippo
30 km/h
Hippo can go 30 km/h. That is not very fast.
A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.
Who takes the speed card?
HOME
They meet in river country. Who is built for this place?
Meeting biome: river country. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.
Cassowary
Can handle it · Lives in Australia / Asia
Cassowary's home is the australian and new guinean rainforest, not river country.
Hippo
This is home · Lives in Africa
Hippo lives in places like river country.
Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.
Who gets the home point?
FOOD
How do they get lunch?
Cassowary
Plants and meat · Fruit eater with dinosaur feet.
Mostly fruit.
Hippo
Plants · Grazer by night.
Hippos graze grass at night.
A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.
Whose hunting or defending helps more?
MOOD
Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.
Cassowary
Lives alone
Shy until cornered. Grit: 7/10.
Hippo
Lives in a herd
Famous for a short fuse in the river. Grit: 10/10.
Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.
Who is better for a solo meeting?
BRAINS
Who notices first and thinks next?
Cassowary
4/10
Casque and low rumble carry through forest.
Hippo
5/10
Ears, eyes, and nostrils sit on top of the head like a submarine periscope.
In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.
Who would you score for noticing?
FAMILY
Who are they related to?
Cassowary
Casuarius casuarius
Emus and ostriches — the ratite squad of giant flightless birds.
Hippo
Hippopotamus amphibius
Whales and dolphins!
Cousins are clues, not a score.
Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?
SPECIAL
What special move did they evolve?
Cassowary
Kick of the Lost World
They jump and slash with both feet.
Hippo
River Rage Charge
Hippos look chill in the water.
A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.
Whose special move would change the meeting?
Your scorecard
Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.
SIZE & WEIGHT
TOOLS
SPEED
HOME
FOOD
MOOD
BRAINS
SPECIAL
Your card: Cassowary 0 · Hippo 0 · still open 8
Who wins the meeting?
Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.
THEY MEET
Cassowary runs first. Hippo does not race. They wait in river country.
Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest
THE TOOLS SHOW UP
Hippo is heavier. Cassowary uses dagger inner toe. Nobody is keeping a gore score.
Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest
SPECIAL MOVES
Cassowary tries the Kick of the Lost World. Hippo tries the River Rage Charge. Keep your card. The last page is next.
Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest
Hippo!
A STOMP
You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.
On river country, Hippo wins. Hippo likes river country more. Cassowary would still win some meetings at home.
In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.
Science card: Cassowary 1 · Hippo 7.
Your card: Cassowary 0 · Hippo 0.
The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.
Send this fight
A friend can read the same facts.
Victory lap · Hippo
Baby hippo. Rain. The rumble can wait.
Giles Laurent · Wikimedia Commons · CC BY-SA. Source
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