WHO WILL WIN?
Cassowary
BOOM-RUMBLE
Kangaroo
THUMP-CHUFF
THE SETUP

Cassowary vs Kangaroo

Cassowary
Cassowary
Kangaroo
Kangaroo

Pretend a cassowary and a kangaroo meet in grassland. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Cassowary

Casuarius casuarius · The rainforest's dinosaur that never left.

Cassowary
Home
Australian and New Guinean rainforest · Lives in Australia / Asia
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Cassowary is medium.

Fruit eater with dinosaur feet.

Casque and low rumble carry through forest.

Shy until cornered.

  • Cassowary is medium and fast.
  • Mostly fruit.
  • Dense rainforest where a tall dark bird can appear like a jump scare.

Family: Emus and ostriches — the ratite squad of giant flightless birds.

Corner B

Kangaroo

Macropus rufus · Boxing champ with built-in trampolines.

Kangaroo
Home
Australian outback · Lives in Australia
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Kangaroo is medium.

Grazer.

Ears swivel like radar dishes.

Looks chill.

  • Kangaroo is medium and very fast.
  • Grasses and shrubs.
  • Open outback, where hopping beats walking by a kilometer.

Family: Wallabies, tree-kangaroos, and other marsupial hoppers.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.70 m

Cassowary to scale

Cassowary

1.80 m

Kangaroo to scale

Kangaroo

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Cassowary55 kg

As tall as a grown-up, with the attitude of a dinosaur that kept the costume.

Kangaroo90 kg

Can stand face-to-face with a grown-up — then bounce over them.

Cassowary

1.70 m · 55 kg

Cassowary is medium. 55 kg.

Kangaroo

1.80 m · 90 kg

Kangaroo is medium. 90 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Dagger inner toe
  • Armor: Casque helmet
  • Senses: Casque and low rumble carry through forest.

Cassowary · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Spring-loaded kick
  • Armor: Tail tripod
  • Senses: Ears swivel like radar dishes.

Kangaroo · labeled field diagram

Cassowary20 psi bite
Kangaroo200 psi bite

Cassowary

Dagger inner toe

Tool: dagger inner toe. Bite: 20 psi.

Kangaroo

Spring-loaded kick

Tool: spring-loaded kick. Bite: 200 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Cassowary
50 km/h
Kangaroo
70 km/h
Cassowary50 km/h
Kangaroo70 km/h

Cassowary

50 km/h

Cassowary can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

Kangaroo

70 km/h

Kangaroo can go 70 km/h. That is very fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in grassland. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
CassowaryKangarooBoth

Meeting biome: grassland. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Cassowary

Can handle it · Lives in Australia / Asia

Cassowary's home is the australian and new guinean rainforest, not grassland.

Kangaroo

This is home · Lives in Australia

Kangaroo lives in places like grassland.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Cassowary
Plants and meat · Fruit eater with dinosaur feet.
Kangaroo
Plants · Grazer.

Cassowary

Plants and meat · Fruit eater with dinosaur feet.

Mostly fruit.

Kangaroo

Plants · Grazer.

Grasses and shrubs.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Cassowary
Lives alone
Kangaroo
Lives in a herd
Cassowary7 grit /10
Kangaroo7 grit /10

Cassowary

Lives alone

Shy until cornered. Grit: 7/10.

Kangaroo

Lives in a herd

Looks chill. Grit: 7/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Cassowary
4/10
Kangaroo
6/10
Cassowary4 brains /10
Kangaroo6 brains /10

Cassowary

4/10

Casque and low rumble carry through forest.

Kangaroo

6/10

Ears swivel like radar dishes.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Cassowary
Casuarius casuarius
Kangaroo
Macropus rufus

Cassowary

Casuarius casuarius

Emus and ostriches — the ratite squad of giant flightless birds.

Kangaroo

Macropus rufus

Wallabies, tree-kangaroos, and other marsupial hoppers.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Cassowary
Kick of the Lost World
Kangaroo
Hop-Box Combo

Cassowary

Kick of the Lost World

They jump and slash with both feet.

Kangaroo

Hop-Box Combo

They lean back on the tail and kick with both feet.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Cassowary 0 · Kangaroo 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

SKREEE!

THEY MEET

Kangaroo runs first. Cassowary does not race. They wait in grassland.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

CHOMP!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Kangaroo is heavier. Cassowary uses dagger inner toe. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SNAP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Cassowary tries the Kick of the Lost World. Kangaroo tries the Hop-Box Combo. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Kangaroo!

A CLEAR PICK

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On grassland, Kangaroo wins. Kangaroo likes grassland more. Cassowary would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Cassowary 1 · Kangaroo 5 · ties 2.

Your card: Cassowary 0 · Kangaroo 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Kangaroo

Grampians kangaroos. Bounce first, argue later.

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