WHO WILL WIN?
Chimpanzee
HOOT-PANT
Anteater
SNUFF-SLURP
THE SETUP

Chimpanzee vs Anteater

Chimpanzee
Chimpanzee
Anteater
Anteater

Pretend a chimpanzee and a anteater meet in forest. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Yes. They could meet in the real wild. This page is still a what-if.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Chimpanzee

Pan troglodytes · The tool-using cousin with a wild side.

Chimpanzee
Home
African rainforest · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Hunts with a pack
Size
Chimpanzee is medium.

Team hunters of monkeys plus a lot of fruit.

Face-readers.

Curious and political.

  • Chimpanzee is medium and fast.
  • Fruit first, plus insects, leaves, and sometimes meat.
  • Forest canopy and the ground beneath it — a two-story house.

Family: Humans, bonobos, gorillas.

Corner B

Anteater

Myrmecophaga tridactyla · A vacuum cleaner with wrecking-ball claws.

Anteater
Home
South American grassland and forest · Lives in South America
Food
Meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Anteater is medium.

Ant specialist.

A nose that does the seeing.

Shy shredder.

  • Anteater is medium and fast.
  • Ants and termites.
  • Open woodland where mounds are the grocery store.

Family: Sloths and armadillos.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.20 m

Chimpanzee to scale

Chimpanzee

0.60 m

Anteater to scale

Anteater

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Chimpanzee50 kg

About as heavy as a fifth-grader who can do pull-ups forever.

Anteater40 kg

About as heavy as a third-grader, mostly snout and tail.

Chimpanzee

1.20 m · 50 kg

Chimpanzee is medium. 50 kg.

Anteater

0.60 m · 40 kg

Anteater is medium. 40 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Team tactics + ape bite
  • Armor: Think-fast reflexes
  • Senses: Face-readers.

Chimpanzee · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Hook claws
  • Armor: Bushy banner tail
  • Senses: A nose that does the seeing.

Anteater · labeled field diagram

Chimpanzee1300 psi bite
Anteater20 psi bite

Chimpanzee

Team tactics + ape bite

Tool: team tactics + ape bite. Bite: 1,300 psi.

Anteater

Hook claws

Tool: hook claws. Bite: 20 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Chimpanzee
40 km/h
Anteater
50 km/h
Chimpanzee40 km/h
Anteater50 km/h

Chimpanzee

40 km/h

Chimpanzee can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

Anteater

50 km/h

Anteater can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in forest. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
ChimpanzeeAnteaterBoth

Meeting biome: forest. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Chimpanzee

This is home · Lives in Africa

Chimpanzee lives in places like forest.

Anteater

This is home · Lives in South America

Anteater lives in places like forest.

Yes. They could meet in the real wild. This page is still a what-if.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Chimpanzee
Plants and meat · Team hunters of monkeys plus a lot of fruit.
Anteater
Meat · Ant specialist.

Chimpanzee

Plants and meat · Team hunters of monkeys plus a lot of fruit.

Fruit first, plus insects, leaves, and sometimes meat.

Anteater

Meat · Ant specialist.

Ants and termites.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Chimpanzee
Hunts with a pack
Anteater
Lives alone
Chimpanzee8 grit /10
Anteater6 grit /10

Chimpanzee

Hunts with a pack

Curious and political. Grit: 8/10.

Anteater

Lives alone

Shy shredder. Grit: 6/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Chimpanzee
10/10
Anteater
5/10
Chimpanzee10 brains /10
Anteater5 brains /10

Chimpanzee

10/10

Face-readers.

Anteater

5/10

A nose that does the seeing.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Chimpanzee
Pan troglodytes
Anteater
Myrmecophaga tridactyla

Chimpanzee

Pan troglodytes

Humans, bonobos, gorillas.

Anteater

Myrmecophaga tridactyla

Sloths and armadillos.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Chimpanzee
Stick-and-Stone Strategy
Anteater
Termite-Can Opener

Chimpanzee

Stick-and-Stone Strategy

Wild chimps use tools: sticks for termites, stones for nuts, brains for everything else.

Anteater

Termite-Can Opener

If cornered they rear up and slash.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Chimpanzee 0 · Anteater 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

SKREEE!

THEY MEET

Anteater runs first. Chimpanzee does not race. They wait in forest.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

CHOMP!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Chimpanzee is heavier. Anteater uses hook claws. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SNAP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Chimpanzee tries the Stick-and-Stone Strategy. Anteater tries the Termite-Can Opener. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Chimpanzee!

A CLEAR PICK

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On forest, Chimpanzee wins. Chimpanzee's team tactics + ape bite helps more. Anteater would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Chimpanzee 6 · Anteater 1 · ties 1.

Your card: Chimpanzee 0 · Anteater 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Chimpanzee

Zoo chimpanzee. Big brain. Bigger side-eye.

Wikimedia Commons · Tobu Zoo · CC. Source

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