WHO WILL WIN?
Chimpanzee
HOOT-PANT
Peacock
KAA-YOWL
THE SETUP

Chimpanzee vs Peacock

Chimpanzee
Chimpanzee
Peacock
Peacock

Pretend a chimpanzee and a peacock meet in forest. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Yes. They could meet in the real wild. This page is still a what-if.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Chimpanzee

Pan troglodytes · The tool-using cousin with a wild side.

Chimpanzee
Home
African rainforest · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Hunts with a pack
Size
Chimpanzee is medium.

Team hunters of monkeys plus a lot of fruit.

Face-readers.

Curious and political.

  • Chimpanzee is medium and fast.
  • Fruit first, plus insects, leaves, and sometimes meat.
  • Forest canopy and the ground beneath it — a two-story house.

Family: Humans, bonobos, gorillas.

Corner B

Peacock

Pavo cristatus · A walking fireworks show with spurs.

Peacock
Home
Indian forests · Lives in Asia
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives in a flock
Size
Peacock is small.

Bug and seed pecker.

They see in color that would melt a crayon box.

Show-off until startled, then a surprisingly mean kick.

  • Peacock is small and not very fast.
  • Seeds, insects, small reptiles.
  • Forest edges and open ground where a tail that big can actually.

Family: Pheasants and junglefowl — the flashy chicken extended family.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.20 m

Chimpanzee to scale

Chimpanzee

1.10 m

Peacock to scale

Peacock

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Chimpanzee50 kg

About as heavy as a fifth-grader who can do pull-ups forever.

Peacock5 kg

Light as a cat, longer than a broom when the train is fully extra.

Chimpanzee

1.20 m · 50 kg

Chimpanzee is medium. 50 kg.

Peacock

1.10 m · 5 kg

Peacock is small. 5 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Team tactics + ape bite
  • Armor: Think-fast reflexes
  • Senses: Face-readers.

Chimpanzee · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Leg spurs
  • Armor: Dazzle display
  • Senses: They see in color that would melt a crayon box.

Peacock · labeled field diagram

Chimpanzee1300 psi bite
Peacock20 psi bite

Chimpanzee

Team tactics + ape bite

Tool: team tactics + ape bite. Bite: 1,300 psi.

Peacock

Leg spurs

Tool: leg spurs. Bite: 20 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Chimpanzee
40 km/h
Peacock
16 km/h
Chimpanzee40 km/h
Peacock16 km/h

Chimpanzee

40 km/h

Chimpanzee can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

Peacock

16 km/h

Peacock can go 16 km/h. That is not very fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in forest. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
ChimpanzeePeacockBoth

Meeting biome: forest. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Chimpanzee

This is home · Lives in Africa

Chimpanzee lives in places like forest.

Peacock

This is home · Lives in Asia

Peacock lives in places like forest.

Yes. They could meet in the real wild. This page is still a what-if.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Chimpanzee
Plants and meat · Team hunters of monkeys plus a lot of fruit.
Peacock
Plants and meat · Bug and seed pecker.

Chimpanzee

Plants and meat · Team hunters of monkeys plus a lot of fruit.

Fruit first, plus insects, leaves, and sometimes meat.

Peacock

Plants and meat · Bug and seed pecker.

Seeds, insects, small reptiles.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Chimpanzee
Hunts with a pack
Peacock
Lives in a flock
Chimpanzee8 grit /10
Peacock4 grit /10

Chimpanzee

Hunts with a pack

Curious and political. Grit: 8/10.

Peacock

Lives in a flock

Show-off until startled, then a surprisingly mean kick. Grit: 4/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Chimpanzee
10/10
Peacock
4/10
Chimpanzee10 brains /10
Peacock4 brains /10

Chimpanzee

10/10

Face-readers.

Peacock

4/10

They see in color that would melt a crayon box.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Chimpanzee
Pan troglodytes
Peacock
Pavo cristatus

Chimpanzee

Pan troglodytes

Humans, bonobos, gorillas.

Peacock

Pavo cristatus

Pheasants and junglefowl — the flashy chicken extended family.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Chimpanzee
Stick-and-Stone Strategy
Peacock
Train Fan Blast

Chimpanzee

Stick-and-Stone Strategy

Wild chimps use tools: sticks for termites, stones for nuts, brains for everything else.

Peacock

Train Fan Blast

The train rattles, the eyespots shimmer, and everybody forgets what they were doing.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Chimpanzee 0 · Peacock 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Chimpanzee runs first. Peacock does not race. They wait in forest.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Chimpanzee is heavier. Peacock uses leg spurs. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Chimpanzee tries the Stick-and-Stone Strategy. Peacock tries the Train Fan Blast. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Chimpanzee!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On forest, Chimpanzee wins. Chimpanzee is a lot heavier. Peacock would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Chimpanzee 7 · Peacock 0 · ties 1.

Your card: Chimpanzee 0 · Peacock 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Chimpanzee

Zoo chimpanzee. Big brain. Bigger side-eye.

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