WHO WILL WIN?
Eagle
KLEEK-KIK
Bison
SNORT-GRUNT
THE SETUP

Eagle vs Bison

Eagle
Eagle
Bison
Bison

Pretend a eagle and a bison meet in the mountains. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Eagle

Haliaeetus leucocephalus · A sky hammer with talons like grappling hooks.

Eagle
Home
North American coasts and lakes · Lives in North America
Food
Meat
Group
Lives in twos
Size
Eagle is small.

Stoop from the sky.

Vision that turns a fish into a target from way up.

Patient flyer.

  • Eagle is small and very fast.
  • Fish first, plus water birds and carrion.
  • Tall trees near water, with nests the size of small cars.

Family: Hawks and kites.

Corner B

Bison

Bison bison · A shaggy locomotive with horns.

Bison
Home
North American grassland · Lives in North America
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Bison is big.

Grazer.

Smell and hearing across open grass.

Looks like furniture until it runs.

  • Bison is big and fast.
  • Grass.
  • Wide plains where a herd can rumble the ground like weather.

Family: Yaks and cattle.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

0.90 m

Eagle to scale

Eagle

1.70 m

Bison to scale

Bison

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Eagle6 kg

About as heavy as a bag of flour, with a wingspan wider than a grown-up's armspan.

Bison700 kg

As heavy as a small car, with a haircut that never clocks out.

Eagle

0.90 m · 6 kg

Eagle is small. 6 kg.

Bison

1.70 m · 700 kg

Bison is big. 700 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Locking talons
  • Armor: Stoop speed
  • Senses: Vision that turns a fish into a target from way up.

Eagle · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Headbutt horns
  • Armor: Woolly snowplow
  • Senses: Smell and hearing across open grass.

Bison · labeled field diagram

Eagle400 psi bite
Bison200 psi bite

Eagle

Locking talons

Tool: locking talons. Bite: 400 psi.

Bison

Headbutt horns

Tool: headbutt horns. Bite: 200 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Eagle
80 km/h
Bison
55 km/h
Eagle80 km/h
Bison55 km/h

Eagle

80 km/h

Eagle can go 80 km/h. That is very fast.

Bison

55 km/h

Bison can go 55 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in the mountains. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
EagleBisonBoth

Meeting biome: the mountains. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Eagle

This is home · Lives in North America

Eagle lives in places like the mountains.

Bison

Not their home · Lives in North America

Bison's home is the north american grassland, not the mountains.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Eagle
Meat · Stoop from the sky.
Bison
Plants · Grazer.

Eagle

Meat · Stoop from the sky.

Fish first, plus water birds and carrion.

Bison

Plants · Grazer.

Grass.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Eagle
Lives in twos
Bison
Lives in a herd
Eagle7 grit /10
Bison8 grit /10

Eagle

Lives in twos

Patient flyer. Grit: 7/10.

Bison

Lives in a herd

Looks like furniture until it runs. Grit: 8/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Eagle
6/10
Bison
4/10
Eagle6 brains /10
Bison4 brains /10

Eagle

6/10

Vision that turns a fish into a target from way up.

Bison

4/10

Smell and hearing across open grass.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Eagle
Haliaeetus leucocephalus
Bison
Bison bison

Eagle

Haliaeetus leucocephalus

Hawks and kites.

Bison

Bison bison

Yaks and cattle.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Eagle
Dive-Bomb Snatch
Bison
Prairie Freight Charge

Eagle

Dive-Bomb Snatch

They drop, snatch, and climb.

Bison

Prairie Freight Charge

They look like furniture.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Eagle 0 · Bison 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

WHAM!

THEY MEET

Eagle runs first. Bison does not race. They wait in the mountains.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

WHOOSH!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Bison is heavier. Eagle uses locking talons. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

ZING!

SPECIAL MOVES

Eagle tries the Dive-Bomb Snatch. Bison tries the Prairie Freight Charge. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Bison!

A STOMP · UNDERDOG

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On the mountains, Bison wins. Bison is a lot heavier. Eagle would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Eagle 4 · Bison 3 · ties 1.

Your card: Eagle 0 · Bison 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Bison

A good scratch after a hard rumble.

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