WHO WILL WIN?
Eagle
KLEEK-KIK
Ostrich
BOOM-KICK
THE SETUP

Eagle vs Ostrich

Eagle
Eagle
Ostrich
Ostrich

Pretend a eagle and a ostrich meet in the desert. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Eagle

Haliaeetus leucocephalus · A sky hammer with talons like grappling hooks.

Eagle
Home
North American coasts and lakes · Lives in North America
Food
Meat
Group
Lives in twos
Size
Eagle is small.

Stoop from the sky.

Vision that turns a fish into a target from way up.

Patient flyer.

  • Eagle is small and very fast.
  • Fish first, plus water birds and carrion.
  • Tall trees near water, with nests the size of small cars.

Family: Hawks and kites.

Corner B

Ostrich

Struthio camelus · The kick that thinks it is a dinosaur.

Ostrich
Home
African savanna · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives in a flock
Size
Ostrich is medium.

Grazer and bug-pecker.

Giant eyes — among the biggest of any land animal.

Run first, kick second.

  • Ostrich is medium and very fast.
  • Plants, seeds, insects, and the occasional lizard.
  • Open country where those huge legs can actually use their speed.

Family: Emus, rheas, and other giant flightless birds.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

0.90 m

Eagle to scale

Eagle

2.7 m

Ostrich to scale

Ostrich

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Eagle6 kg

About as heavy as a bag of flour, with a wingspan wider than a grown-up's armspan.

Ostrich140 kg

Taller than most grown-ups, and faster than a city speed limit.

Eagle

0.90 m · 6 kg

Eagle is small. 6 kg.

Ostrich

2.7 m · 140 kg

Ostrich is medium. 140 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Locking talons
  • Armor: Stoop speed
  • Senses: Vision that turns a fish into a target from way up.

Eagle · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Dinosaur-leg kick
  • Armor: Long-range eyeballs
  • Senses: Giant eyes — among the biggest of any land animal.

Ostrich · labeled field diagram

Eagle400 psi bite
Ostrich50 psi bite

Eagle

Locking talons

Tool: locking talons. Bite: 400 psi.

Ostrich

Dinosaur-leg kick

Tool: dinosaur-leg kick. Bite: 50 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Eagle
80 km/h
Ostrich
70 km/h
Eagle80 km/h
Ostrich70 km/h

Eagle

80 km/h

Eagle can go 80 km/h. That is very fast.

Ostrich

70 km/h

Ostrich can go 70 km/h. That is very fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in the desert. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
EagleOstrichBoth

Meeting biome: the desert. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Eagle

Can handle it · Lives in North America

Eagle's home is the north american coasts and lakes, not the desert.

Ostrich

This is home · Lives in Africa

Ostrich lives in places like the desert.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Eagle
Meat · Stoop from the sky.
Ostrich
Plants and meat · Grazer and bug-pecker.

Eagle

Meat · Stoop from the sky.

Fish first, plus water birds and carrion.

Ostrich

Plants and meat · Grazer and bug-pecker.

Plants, seeds, insects, and the occasional lizard.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Eagle
Lives in twos
Ostrich
Lives in a flock
Eagle7 grit /10
Ostrich6 grit /10

Eagle

Lives in twos

Patient flyer. Grit: 7/10.

Ostrich

Lives in a flock

Run first, kick second. Grit: 6/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Eagle
6/10
Ostrich
4/10
Eagle6 brains /10
Ostrich4 brains /10

Eagle

6/10

Vision that turns a fish into a target from way up.

Ostrich

4/10

Giant eyes — among the biggest of any land animal.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Eagle
Haliaeetus leucocephalus
Ostrich
Struthio camelus

Eagle

Haliaeetus leucocephalus

Hawks and kites.

Ostrich

Struthio camelus

Emus, rheas, and other giant flightless birds.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Eagle
Dive-Bomb Snatch
Ostrich
Sprint-and-Slash

Eagle

Dive-Bomb Snatch

They drop, snatch, and climb.

Ostrich

Sprint-and-Slash

They do not bury their heads in sand.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Eagle 0 · Ostrich 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Eagle runs first. Ostrich does not race. They wait in the desert.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Ostrich is heavier. Eagle uses locking talons. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Eagle tries the Dive-Bomb Snatch. Ostrich tries the Sprint-and-Slash. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Ostrich!

A STOMP · UNDERDOG

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On the desert, Ostrich wins. Ostrich likes the desert more. Eagle would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Eagle 4 · Ostrich 3 · ties 1.

Your card: Eagle 0 · Ostrich 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Ostrich

That is a bird. That is also a sprinter.

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