WHO WILL WIN?
Flamingo
HONK-HONK-PINK
Armadillo
GRUNT-SCRITCH
THE SETUP

Flamingo vs Armadillo

Flamingo
Flamingo
Armadillo
Armadillo

Pretend a flamingo and a armadillo meet in grassland. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Flamingo

Phoenicopterus roseus · A pink question mark with a secret temper.

Flamingo
Home
Lakes and lagoons · Lives in Africa / Europe / South America / North America
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives in a flock
Size
Flamingo is tiny.

Filter feeder.

They spot shallows and flock motion.

Social and noisy.

  • Flamingo is tiny and fast.
  • Shrimp and algae.
  • Salty, soda-like lakes where most animals would go 'no thanks.

Family: Other flashy wading birds, with a family tree scientists still argue about.

Corner B

Armadillo

Dasypus novemcinctus · A walking helmet that sometimes becomes a soccer ball.

Armadillo
Home
Americas grassland and scrub · Lives in North America / South America
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Armadillo is small.

Bug vacuum.

Nose-first.

Startle, ball up or bolt.

  • Armadillo is small and fast.
  • Insects, grubs, and the occasional small snack.
  • Warm country with soil soft enough to mine.

Family: Sloths and anteaters.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.20 m

Flamingo to scale

Flamingo

0.30 m

Armadillo to scale

Armadillo

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Flamingo3 kg

Light enough to mail (please do not) but taller than a kitchen counter.

Armadillo6 kg

About as heavy as a small melon wearing a knight costume.

Flamingo

1.20 m · 3 kg

Flamingo is tiny. 3 kg.

Armadillo

0.30 m · 6 kg

Armadillo is small. 6 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Hooked filter beak
  • Armor: One-leg balance aura
  • Senses: They spot shallows and flock motion.

Flamingo · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Digging claws
  • Armor: Bony banded shell
  • Senses: Nose-first.

Armadillo · labeled field diagram

Flamingo20 psi bite
Armadillo80 psi bite

Flamingo

Hooked filter beak

Tool: hooked filter beak. Bite: 20 psi.

Armadillo

Digging claws

Tool: digging claws. Bite: 80 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Flamingo
50 km/h
Armadillo
48 km/h
Flamingo50 km/h
Armadillo48 km/h

Flamingo

50 km/h

Flamingo can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

Armadillo

48 km/h

Armadillo can go 48 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in grassland. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
FlamingoArmadilloBoth

Meeting biome: grassland. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Flamingo

Can handle it · Lives in Africa / Europe / South America / North America

Flamingo's home is the lakes and lagoons, not grassland.

Armadillo

This is home · Lives in North America / South America

Armadillo lives in places like grassland.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Flamingo
Plants and meat · Filter feeder.
Armadillo
Plants and meat · Bug vacuum.

Flamingo

Plants and meat · Filter feeder.

Shrimp and algae.

Armadillo

Plants and meat · Bug vacuum.

Insects, grubs, and the occasional small snack.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Flamingo
Lives in a flock
Armadillo
Lives alone
Flamingo4 grit /10
Armadillo5 grit /10

Flamingo

Lives in a flock

Social and noisy. Grit: 4/10.

Armadillo

Lives alone

Startle, ball up or bolt. Grit: 5/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Flamingo
4/10
Armadillo
4/10
Flamingo4 brains /10
Armadillo4 brains /10

Flamingo

4/10

They spot shallows and flock motion.

Armadillo

4/10

Nose-first.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Flamingo
Phoenicopterus roseus
Armadillo
Dasypus novemcinctus

Flamingo

Phoenicopterus roseus

Other flashy wading birds, with a family tree scientists still argue about.

Armadillo

Dasypus novemcinctus

Sloths and anteaters.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Flamingo
Wing-Whoosh Retreat
Armadillo
Shell-Up Sprint

Flamingo

Wing-Whoosh Retreat

When trouble shows up, flamingos take the sky.

Armadillo

Shell-Up Sprint

First they jump straight up — a surprise pop.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Flamingo 0 · Armadillo 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Flamingo runs first. Armadillo does not race. They wait in grassland.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Armadillo is heavier. Flamingo uses hooked filter beak. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Flamingo tries the Wing-Whoosh Retreat. Armadillo tries the Shell-Up Sprint. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Armadillo!

A CLEAR PICK

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On grassland, Armadillo wins. Armadillo likes grassland more. Flamingo would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Flamingo 2 · Armadillo 4 · ties 2.

Your card: Flamingo 0 · Armadillo 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Also starring · Flamingo

One-leg lunch. Pink is a power color.

James Leon Young · Wikimedia Commons · CC. Source

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