WHO WILL WIN?
Flamingo
HONK-HONK-PINK
Hyena
WHOOP-HAHA
THE SETUP

Flamingo vs Hyena

Flamingo
Flamingo
Hyena
Hyena

Pretend a flamingo and a hyena meet in grassland. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Flamingo

Phoenicopterus roseus · A pink question mark with a secret temper.

Flamingo
Home
Lakes and lagoons · Lives in Africa / Europe / South America / North America
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives in a flock
Size
Flamingo is tiny.

Filter feeder.

They spot shallows and flock motion.

Social and noisy.

  • Flamingo is tiny and fast.
  • Shrimp and algae.
  • Salty, soda-like lakes where most animals would go 'no thanks.

Family: Other flashy wading birds, with a family tree scientists still argue about.

Corner B

Hyena

Crocuta crocuta · The bone-crunching comedian of the savanna.

Hyena
Home
African savanna · Lives in Africa
Food
Meat
Group
Hunts with a pack
Size
Hyena is medium.

Clan chasers and bone-crushers.

Night hunters with a nose for leftovers and a bite that opens bones.

Bold in a clan.

  • Hyena is medium and fast.
  • They hunt more than they scavenge.
  • Open grassland where clans can hear each other across the night.

Family: Not dogs.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.20 m

Flamingo to scale

Flamingo

0.85 m

Hyena to scale

Hyena

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Flamingo3 kg

Light enough to mail (please do not) but taller than a kitchen counter.

Hyena70 kg

About as heavy as a big dog that skipped every 'drop it' lesson.

Flamingo

1.20 m · 3 kg

Flamingo is tiny. 3 kg.

Hyena

0.85 m · 70 kg

Hyena is medium. 70 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Hooked filter beak
  • Armor: One-leg balance aura
  • Senses: They spot shallows and flock motion.

Flamingo · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Bone-blender jaws
  • Armor: Scrappy stamina
  • Senses: Night hunters with a nose for leftovers and a bite that opens bones.

Hyena · labeled field diagram

Flamingo20 psi bite
Hyena1100 psi bite

Flamingo

Hooked filter beak

Tool: hooked filter beak. Bite: 20 psi.

Hyena

Bone-blender jaws

Tool: bone-blender jaws. Bite: 1,100 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Flamingo
50 km/h
Hyena
60 km/h
Flamingo50 km/h
Hyena60 km/h

Flamingo

50 km/h

Flamingo can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

Hyena

60 km/h

Hyena can go 60 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in grassland. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
FlamingoHyenaBoth

Meeting biome: grassland. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Flamingo

Can handle it · Lives in Africa / Europe / South America / North America

Flamingo's home is the lakes and lagoons, not grassland.

Hyena

This is home · Lives in Africa

Hyena lives in places like grassland.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Flamingo
Plants and meat · Filter feeder.
Hyena
Meat · Clan chasers and bone-crushers.

Flamingo

Plants and meat · Filter feeder.

Shrimp and algae.

Hyena

Meat · Clan chasers and bone-crushers.

They hunt more than they scavenge.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Flamingo
Lives in a flock
Hyena
Hunts with a pack
Flamingo4 grit /10
Hyena9 grit /10

Flamingo

Lives in a flock

Social and noisy. Grit: 4/10.

Hyena

Hunts with a pack

Bold in a clan. Grit: 9/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Flamingo
4/10
Hyena
7/10
Flamingo4 brains /10
Hyena7 brains /10

Flamingo

4/10

They spot shallows and flock motion.

Hyena

7/10

Night hunters with a nose for leftovers and a bite that opens bones.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Flamingo
Phoenicopterus roseus
Hyena
Crocuta crocuta

Flamingo

Phoenicopterus roseus

Other flashy wading birds, with a family tree scientists still argue about.

Hyena

Crocuta crocuta

Not dogs.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Flamingo
Wing-Whoosh Retreat
Hyena
Whoop-and-Swarm

Flamingo

Wing-Whoosh Retreat

When trouble shows up, flamingos take the sky.

Hyena

Whoop-and-Swarm

The laugh is a call, not a joke.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Flamingo 0 · Hyena 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Hyena runs first. Flamingo does not race. They wait in grassland.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Hyena is heavier. Flamingo uses hooked filter beak. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Flamingo tries the Wing-Whoosh Retreat. Hyena tries the Whoop-and-Swarm. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Hyena!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On grassland, Hyena wins. Hyena likes grassland more. Flamingo would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Flamingo 0 · Hyena 8.

Your card: Flamingo 0 · Hyena 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Also starring · Flamingo

One-leg lunch. Pink is a power color.

James Leon Young · Wikimedia Commons · CC. Source

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