WHO WILL WIN?
Flamingo
HONK-HONK-PINK
Snow Leopard
CHUFF-YOWL
THE SETUP

Flamingo vs Snow Leopard

Flamingo
Flamingo
Snow Leopard
Snow Leopard

Pretend a flamingo and a snow leopard meet in the mountains. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

No. Wild flamingos and snow leopards would not meet. We still look at the facts.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Flamingo

Phoenicopterus roseus · A pink question mark with a secret temper.

Flamingo
Home
Lakes and lagoons · Lives in Africa / Europe / South America / North America
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives in a flock
Size
Flamingo is tiny.

Filter feeder.

They spot shallows and flock motion.

Social and noisy.

  • Flamingo is tiny and fast.
  • Shrimp and algae.
  • Salty, soda-like lakes where most animals would go 'no thanks.

Family: Other flashy wading birds, with a family tree scientists still argue about.

Corner B

Snow Leopard

Panthera uncia · A ghost cat with a tail like a scarf.

Snow Leopard
Home
Central Asian mountains · Lives in Asia
Food
Meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Snow Leopard is medium.

Mountain ambush.

Pale coat is the mountain's own shadow.

Ghost cat.

  • Snow Leopard is medium and fast.
  • Blue sheep, ibex, and the occasional livestock snack when wild food is scarce.
  • High, cold mountains where oxygen is a suggestion.

Family: Tigers and leopards.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.20 m

Flamingo to scale

Flamingo

0.60 m

Snow Leopard to scale

Snow Leopard

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Flamingo3 kg

Light enough to mail (please do not) but taller than a kitchen counter.

Snow Leopard45 kg

About as heavy as a big dog, with a tail as long as the rest of the cat.

Flamingo

1.20 m · 3 kg

Flamingo is tiny. 3 kg.

Snow Leopard

0.60 m · 45 kg

Snow Leopard is medium. 45 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Hooked filter beak
  • Armor: One-leg balance aura
  • Senses: They spot shallows and flock motion.

Flamingo · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Cliff-pounce paws
  • Armor: Smoke-spot coat
  • Senses: Pale coat is the mountain's own shadow.

Snow Leopard · labeled field diagram

Flamingo20 psi bite
Snow Leopard310 psi bite

Flamingo

Hooked filter beak

Tool: hooked filter beak. Bite: 20 psi.

Snow Leopard

Cliff-pounce paws

Tool: cliff-pounce paws. Bite: 310 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Flamingo
50 km/h
Snow Leopard
64 km/h
Flamingo50 km/h
Snow Leopard64 km/h

Flamingo

50 km/h

Flamingo can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

Snow Leopard

64 km/h

Snow Leopard can go 64 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in the mountains. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
FlamingoSnow LeopardBoth

Meeting biome: the mountains. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Flamingo

Not their home · Lives in Africa / Europe / South America / North America

Flamingo's home is the lakes and lagoons, not the mountains.

Snow Leopard

This is home · Lives in Asia

Snow Leopard lives in places like the mountains.

No. Wild flamingos and snow leopards would not meet. We still look at the facts.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Flamingo
Plants and meat · Filter feeder.
Snow Leopard
Meat · Mountain ambush.

Flamingo

Plants and meat · Filter feeder.

Shrimp and algae.

Snow Leopard

Meat · Mountain ambush.

Blue sheep, ibex, and the occasional livestock snack when wild food is scarce.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Flamingo
Lives in a flock
Snow Leopard
Lives alone
Flamingo4 grit /10
Snow Leopard7 grit /10

Flamingo

Lives in a flock

Social and noisy. Grit: 4/10.

Snow Leopard

Lives alone

Ghost cat. Grit: 7/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Flamingo
4/10
Snow Leopard
7/10
Flamingo4 brains /10
Snow Leopard7 brains /10

Flamingo

4/10

They spot shallows and flock motion.

Snow Leopard

7/10

Pale coat is the mountain's own shadow.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Flamingo
Phoenicopterus roseus
Snow Leopard
Panthera uncia

Flamingo

Phoenicopterus roseus

Other flashy wading birds, with a family tree scientists still argue about.

Snow Leopard

Panthera uncia

Tigers and leopards.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Flamingo
Wing-Whoosh Retreat
Snow Leopard
Ridge Ghost Drop

Flamingo

Wing-Whoosh Retreat

When trouble shows up, flamingos take the sky.

Snow Leopard

Ridge Ghost Drop

They can leap 9 meters — a whole bus length of 'where did that cat come from?

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Flamingo 0 · Snow Leopard 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Snow Leopard runs first. Flamingo does not race. They wait in the mountains.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Snow Leopard is heavier. Flamingo uses hooked filter beak. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Flamingo tries the Wing-Whoosh Retreat. Snow Leopard tries the Ridge Ghost Drop. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Snow Leopard!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On the mountains, Snow Leopard wins. Snow Leopard likes the mountains more. Flamingo would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Flamingo 0 · Snow Leopard 8.

Your card: Flamingo 0 · Snow Leopard 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Snow Leopard

Ghost cat. Lunch. You were never supposed to see this.

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