
Flamingo
A pink question mark with a secret temper.
Flamingo vs Tortoise
Tonight's science rumble is set in the picnic meadow, sandwiches evacuated. No snacks were harmed.
Flamingo
Phoenicopterus roseus
Chicks hatch gray. The pink comes later, with the shrimp.
Shrimp and algae. The pink color comes from their food. They eat their outfit.
Tortoise
Chelonoidis niger
Giant tortoises can live more than 100 years.
Cactus, grass, and island plants. They are living lawn mowers with a 100-year warranty.
Who do YOU think wins?

Tortoise
A walking bunker that outlives arguments.