WHO WILL WIN?
Gazelle
SNORT-PRONK
Camel
GUUUURGH
THE SETUP

Gazelle vs Camel

Gazelle
Gazelle
Camel
Camel

Pretend a gazelle and a camel meet in the desert. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Gazelle

Eudorcas thomsonii · A spring with horns and a stotting hobby.

Gazelle
Home
African savanna · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Gazelle is small.

Grazer.

Side-set eyes for a wraparound view.

Nervous athlete.

  • Gazelle is small and very fast.
  • Short grass.
  • Open plains where a lookout and a sprint are the whole security system.

Family: Antelopes and impalas.

Corner B

Camel

Camelus dromedarius · A desert ship with a surprise kick.

Camel
Home
Deserts · Lives in Africa / Asia
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Camel is big.

Browser of dry country.

Long lashes and sealable nostrils for sandstorms.

Stubborn desert athlete.

  • Camel is big and fast.
  • Tough desert plants other animals will not touch.
  • They can go a week or more without water, then drink enough to fill a bathtub.

Family: Llamas and alpacas — the fluffier mountain cousins.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

0.70 m

Gazelle to scale

Gazelle

1.80 m

Camel to scale

Camel

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Gazelle25 kg

About as heavy as a second-grader, twice as bouncy.

Camel500 kg

As heavy as a grand piano, plus a built-in lunchbox on the back.

Gazelle

0.70 m · 25 kg

Gazelle is small. 25 kg.

Camel

1.80 m · 500 kg

Camel is big. 500 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Lyre horns plus kick
  • Armor: Stotting bounce
  • Senses: Side-set eyes for a wraparound view.

Gazelle · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Hump-powered kick
  • Armor: Sand-storm eyelashes
  • Senses: Long lashes and sealable nostrils for sandstorms.

Camel · labeled field diagram

Gazelle20 psi bite
Camel250 psi bite

Gazelle

Lyre horns plus kick

Tool: lyre horns plus kick. Bite: 20 psi.

Camel

Hump-powered kick

Tool: hump-powered kick. Bite: 250 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Gazelle
80 km/h
Camel
40 km/h
Gazelle80 km/h
Camel40 km/h

Gazelle

80 km/h

Gazelle can go 80 km/h. That is very fast.

Camel

40 km/h

Camel can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in the desert. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
GazelleCamelBoth

Meeting biome: the desert. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Gazelle

Can handle it · Lives in Africa

Gazelle's home is the african savanna, not the desert.

Camel

This is home · Lives in Africa / Asia

Camel lives in places like the desert.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Gazelle
Plants · Grazer.
Camel
Plants · Browser of dry country.

Gazelle

Plants · Grazer.

Short grass.

Camel

Plants · Browser of dry country.

Tough desert plants other animals will not touch.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Gazelle
Lives in a herd
Camel
Lives in a herd
Gazelle5 grit /10
Camel6 grit /10

Gazelle

Lives in a herd

Nervous athlete. Grit: 5/10.

Camel

Lives in a herd

Stubborn desert athlete. Grit: 6/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Gazelle
5/10
Camel
5/10
Gazelle5 brains /10
Camel5 brains /10

Gazelle

5/10

Side-set eyes for a wraparound view.

Camel

5/10

Long lashes and sealable nostrils for sandstorms.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Gazelle
Eudorcas thomsonii
Camel
Camelus dromedarius

Gazelle

Eudorcas thomsonii

Antelopes and impalas.

Camel

Camelus dromedarius

Llamas and alpacas — the fluffier mountain cousins.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Gazelle
Zigzag Pronk
Camel
Spit Screen + Stomp

Gazelle

Zigzag Pronk

80 km/h plus sudden cuts.

Camel

Spit Screen + Stomp

The 'spit' is mostly stomach juice.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Gazelle 0 · Camel 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

SKREEE!

THEY MEET

Gazelle runs first. Camel does not race. They wait in the desert.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

CHOMP!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Camel is heavier. Gazelle uses lyre horns plus kick. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SNAP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Gazelle tries the Zigzag Pronk. Camel tries the Spit Screen + Stomp. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Camel!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On the desert, Camel wins. Camel likes the desert more. Gazelle would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Gazelle 2 · Camel 5 · ties 1.

Your card: Gazelle 0 · Camel 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Camel

Zoo camels. The attitude ships free with the hump.

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