WHO WILL WIN?
Gazelle
SNORT-PRONK
Flamingo
HONK-HONK-PINK
THE SETUP

Gazelle vs Flamingo

Gazelle
Gazelle
Flamingo
Flamingo

Pretend a gazelle and a flamingo meet in grassland. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Gazelle

Eudorcas thomsonii · A spring with horns and a stotting hobby.

Gazelle
Home
African savanna · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Gazelle is small.

Grazer.

Side-set eyes for a wraparound view.

Nervous athlete.

  • Gazelle is small and very fast.
  • Short grass.
  • Open plains where a lookout and a sprint are the whole security system.

Family: Antelopes and impalas.

Corner B

Flamingo

Phoenicopterus roseus · A pink question mark with a secret temper.

Flamingo
Home
Lakes and lagoons · Lives in Africa / Europe / South America / North America
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives in a flock
Size
Flamingo is tiny.

Filter feeder.

They spot shallows and flock motion.

Social and noisy.

  • Flamingo is tiny and fast.
  • Shrimp and algae.
  • Salty, soda-like lakes where most animals would go 'no thanks.

Family: Other flashy wading birds, with a family tree scientists still argue about.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

0.70 m

Gazelle to scale

Gazelle

1.20 m

Flamingo to scale

Flamingo

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Gazelle25 kg

About as heavy as a second-grader, twice as bouncy.

Flamingo3 kg

Light enough to mail (please do not) but taller than a kitchen counter.

Gazelle

0.70 m · 25 kg

Gazelle is small. 25 kg.

Flamingo

1.20 m · 3 kg

Flamingo is tiny. 3 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Lyre horns plus kick
  • Armor: Stotting bounce
  • Senses: Side-set eyes for a wraparound view.

Gazelle · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Hooked filter beak
  • Armor: One-leg balance aura
  • Senses: They spot shallows and flock motion.

Flamingo · labeled field diagram

Gazelle20 psi bite
Flamingo20 psi bite

Gazelle

Lyre horns plus kick

Tool: lyre horns plus kick. Bite: 20 psi.

Flamingo

Hooked filter beak

Tool: hooked filter beak. Bite: 20 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Gazelle
80 km/h
Flamingo
50 km/h
Gazelle80 km/h
Flamingo50 km/h

Gazelle

80 km/h

Gazelle can go 80 km/h. That is very fast.

Flamingo

50 km/h

Flamingo can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in grassland. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
GazelleFlamingoBoth

Meeting biome: grassland. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Gazelle

This is home · Lives in Africa

Gazelle lives in places like grassland.

Flamingo

Can handle it · Lives in Africa / Europe / South America / North America

Flamingo's home is the lakes and lagoons, not grassland.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Gazelle
Plants · Grazer.
Flamingo
Plants and meat · Filter feeder.

Gazelle

Plants · Grazer.

Short grass.

Flamingo

Plants and meat · Filter feeder.

Shrimp and algae.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Gazelle
Lives in a herd
Flamingo
Lives in a flock
Gazelle5 grit /10
Flamingo4 grit /10

Gazelle

Lives in a herd

Nervous athlete. Grit: 5/10.

Flamingo

Lives in a flock

Social and noisy. Grit: 4/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Gazelle
5/10
Flamingo
4/10
Gazelle5 brains /10
Flamingo4 brains /10

Gazelle

5/10

Side-set eyes for a wraparound view.

Flamingo

4/10

They spot shallows and flock motion.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Gazelle
Eudorcas thomsonii
Flamingo
Phoenicopterus roseus

Gazelle

Eudorcas thomsonii

Antelopes and impalas.

Flamingo

Phoenicopterus roseus

Other flashy wading birds, with a family tree scientists still argue about.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Gazelle
Zigzag Pronk
Flamingo
Wing-Whoosh Retreat

Gazelle

Zigzag Pronk

80 km/h plus sudden cuts.

Flamingo

Wing-Whoosh Retreat

When trouble shows up, flamingos take the sky.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Gazelle 0 · Flamingo 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

WHAM!

THEY MEET

Gazelle runs first. Flamingo does not race. They wait in grassland.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

WHOOSH!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Gazelle is heavier. Flamingo uses hooked filter beak. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

ZING!

SPECIAL MOVES

Gazelle tries the Zigzag Pronk. Flamingo tries the Wing-Whoosh Retreat. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Gazelle!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On grassland, Gazelle wins. Gazelle likes grassland more. Flamingo would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Gazelle 8 · Flamingo 0.

Your card: Gazelle 0 · Flamingo 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Gazelle

Nairobi National Park. Spring-loaded legs on standby.

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