WHO WILL WIN?
Giraffe
WHOMP
Boa
Sss-SQUEEZE
THE SETUP

Giraffe vs Boa

Giraffe
Giraffe
Boa
Boa

Pretend a giraffe and a boa meet in forest. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Giraffe

Giraffa camelopardalis · A living watchtower with a killer kick.

Giraffe
Home
African savanna · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Giraffe is huge.

Browser, not hunter.

A living watchtower.

Shy until the legs come out.

  • Giraffe is huge and fast.
  • Giraffes nibble acacia leaves, tongues and all.
  • Their height is a lookout tower.

Family: Okapi — a forest cousin that looks like a giraffe-zebra remix.

Corner B

Boa

Boa constrictor · A rainforest squeeze with a calm face.

Boa
Home
Central and South American forests · Lives in South America
Food
Meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Boa is small.

Constrictor of the forest floor and low branches.

Heat pits and a patient stare.

Calm coil.

  • Boa is small and slow.
  • Rodents, birds, lizards — medium meals, no need to be famous about it.
  • Trees and forest floor.

Family: Anacondas and other boas.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

5.5 m

Giraffe to scale

Giraffe

0.25 m

Boa to scale

Boa

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Giraffe1,200 kg

Tall enough to peek into a second-story window.

Boa15 kg

About as heavy as a bowling ball that learned yoga.

Giraffe

5.5 m · 1,200 kg

Giraffe is huge. 1,200 kg.

Boa

0.25 m · 15 kg

Boa is small. 15 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Sledgehammer hooves
  • Armor: Ossicone helmet
  • Senses: A living watchtower.

Giraffe · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Constriction hug
  • Armor: Saddle-pattern camo
  • Senses: Heat pits and a patient stare.

Boa · labeled field diagram

Giraffe20 psi bite
Boa120 psi bite

Giraffe

Sledgehammer hooves

Tool: sledgehammer hooves. Bite: 20 psi.

Boa

Constriction hug

Tool: constriction hug. Bite: 120 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Giraffe
50 km/h
Boa
4 km/h
Giraffe50 km/h
Boa4 km/h

Giraffe

50 km/h

Giraffe can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

Boa

4 km/h

Boa can go 4 km/h. That is slow.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in forest. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
GiraffeBoaBoth

Meeting biome: forest. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Giraffe

Can handle it · Lives in Africa

Giraffe's home is the african savanna, not forest.

Boa

This is home · Lives in South America

Boa lives in places like forest.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Giraffe
Plants · Browser, not hunter.
Boa
Meat · Constrictor of the forest floor and low branches.

Giraffe

Plants · Browser, not hunter.

Giraffes nibble acacia leaves, tongues and all.

Boa

Meat · Constrictor of the forest floor and low branches.

Rodents, birds, lizards — medium meals, no need to be famous about it.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Giraffe
Lives in a herd
Boa
Lives alone
Giraffe5 grit /10
Boa6 grit /10

Giraffe

Lives in a herd

Shy until the legs come out. Grit: 5/10.

Boa

Lives alone

Calm coil. Grit: 6/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Giraffe
5/10
Boa
4/10
Giraffe5 brains /10
Boa4 brains /10

Giraffe

5/10

A living watchtower.

Boa

4/10

Heat pits and a patient stare.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Giraffe
Giraffa camelopardalis
Boa
Boa constrictor

Giraffe

Giraffa camelopardalis

Okapi — a forest cousin that looks like a giraffe-zebra remix.

Boa

Boa constrictor

Anacondas and other boas.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Giraffe
Sky-High Neck Sweep
Boa
Branch Drop Wrap

Giraffe

Sky-High Neck Sweep

Necking looks silly until a 2-meter neck slams into you like a crane.

Boa

Branch Drop Wrap

They hunt from perches.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Giraffe 0 · Boa 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

SKREEE!

THEY MEET

Giraffe runs first. Boa does not race. They wait in forest.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

CHOMP!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Giraffe is heavier. Boa uses constriction hug. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SNAP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Giraffe tries the Sky-High Neck Sweep. Boa tries the Branch Drop Wrap. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Giraffe!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On forest, Giraffe wins. Giraffe is a lot heavier. Boa would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Giraffe 5 · Boa 2 · ties 1.

Your card: Giraffe 0 · Boa 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Giraffe

Snack height: second-story. The meeting can wait.

Wikimedia Commons · Kruger National Park / CC. Source

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