WHO WILL WIN?
Giraffe
WHOMP
Tapir
WHEE-SQUEAK
THE SETUP

Giraffe vs Tapir

Giraffe
Giraffe
Tapir
Tapir

Pretend a giraffe and a tapir meet in river country. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Giraffe

Giraffa camelopardalis · A living watchtower with a killer kick.

Giraffe
Home
African savanna · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Giraffe is huge.

Browser, not hunter.

A living watchtower.

Shy until the legs come out.

  • Giraffe is huge and fast.
  • Giraffes nibble acacia leaves, tongues and all.
  • Their height is a lookout tower.

Family: Okapi — a forest cousin that looks like a giraffe-zebra remix.

Corner B

Tapir

Tapirus terrestris · A forest tank with a mini trunk.

Tapir
Home
South American rainforest · Lives in South America
Food
Plants
Group
Lives alone
Size
Tapir is big.

Browser with a mini-trunk.

Nose and hearing in thick green.

Shy tanklet.

  • Tapir is big and fast.
  • Leaves, fruit, and shoots.
  • Jungle near water.

Family: Horses and rhinos.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

5.5 m

Giraffe to scale

Giraffe

1 m

Tapir to scale

Tapir

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Giraffe1,200 kg

Tall enough to peek into a second-story window.

Tapir250 kg

About as heavy as a pony, with a nose that does extra homework.

Giraffe

5.5 m · 1,200 kg

Giraffe is huge. 1,200 kg.

Tapir

1 m · 250 kg

Tapir is big. 250 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Sledgehammer hooves
  • Armor: Ossicone helmet
  • Senses: A living watchtower.

Giraffe · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Charge plus chomp
  • Armor: Thick hide
  • Senses: Nose and hearing in thick green.

Tapir · labeled field diagram

Giraffe20 psi bite
Tapir250 psi bite

Giraffe

Sledgehammer hooves

Tool: sledgehammer hooves. Bite: 20 psi.

Tapir

Charge plus chomp

Tool: charge plus chomp. Bite: 250 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Giraffe
50 km/h
Tapir
48 km/h
Giraffe50 km/h
Tapir48 km/h

Giraffe

50 km/h

Giraffe can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

Tapir

48 km/h

Tapir can go 48 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in river country. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
GiraffeTapirBoth

Meeting biome: river country. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Giraffe

Can handle it · Lives in Africa

Giraffe's home is the african savanna, not river country.

Tapir

This is home · Lives in South America

Tapir lives in places like river country.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Giraffe
Plants · Browser, not hunter.
Tapir
Plants · Browser with a mini-trunk.

Giraffe

Plants · Browser, not hunter.

Giraffes nibble acacia leaves, tongues and all.

Tapir

Plants · Browser with a mini-trunk.

Leaves, fruit, and shoots.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Giraffe
Lives in a herd
Tapir
Lives alone
Giraffe5 grit /10
Tapir5 grit /10

Giraffe

Lives in a herd

Shy until the legs come out. Grit: 5/10.

Tapir

Lives alone

Shy tanklet. Grit: 5/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Giraffe
5/10
Tapir
5/10
Giraffe5 brains /10
Tapir5 brains /10

Giraffe

5/10

A living watchtower.

Tapir

5/10

Nose and hearing in thick green.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Giraffe
Giraffa camelopardalis
Tapir
Tapirus terrestris

Giraffe

Giraffa camelopardalis

Okapi — a forest cousin that looks like a giraffe-zebra remix.

Tapir

Tapirus terrestris

Horses and rhinos.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Giraffe
Sky-High Neck Sweep
Tapir
Snorkel Splash-Off

Giraffe

Sky-High Neck Sweep

Necking looks silly until a 2-meter neck slams into you like a crane.

Tapir

Snorkel Splash-Off

The snout is a mini trunk.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Giraffe 0 · Tapir 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

SKREEE!

THEY MEET

Giraffe runs first. Tapir does not race. They wait in river country.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

CHOMP!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Giraffe is heavier. Tapir uses charge plus chomp. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SNAP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Giraffe tries the Sky-High Neck Sweep. Tapir tries the Snorkel Splash-Off. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Giraffe!

A CLEAR PICK

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On river country, Giraffe wins. Giraffe is a lot heavier. Tapir would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Giraffe 4 · Tapir 2 · ties 2.

Your card: Giraffe 0 · Tapir 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Giraffe

Snack height: second-story. The meeting can wait.

Wikimedia Commons · Kruger National Park / CC. Source

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