WHO WILL WIN?
Grizzly Bear
WOOF-ROAR
Chimpanzee
HOOT-PANT
THE SETUP

Grizzly Bear vs Chimpanzee

Grizzly Bear
Grizzly Bear
Chimpanzee
Chimpanzee

Pretend a grizzly bear and a chimpanzee meet in forest. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Yes. They could meet in the real wild. This page is still a what-if.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Grizzly Bear

Ursus arctos horribilis · A mountain with claws and a short temper.

Grizzly Bear
Home
North American mountains and rivers · Lives in North America
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Grizzly Bear is big.

Opportunist: fish, berries, and whatever did not get away.

Nose of the year.

Wants space.

  • Grizzly Bear is big and fast.
  • Berries, roots, moths, moose, and a whole river of fish.
  • They need space: forests, meadows, and streams with a buffet.

Family: Polar bears.

Corner B

Chimpanzee

Pan troglodytes · The tool-using cousin with a wild side.

Chimpanzee
Home
African rainforest · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Hunts with a pack
Size
Chimpanzee is medium.

Team hunters of monkeys plus a lot of fruit.

Face-readers.

Curious and political.

  • Chimpanzee is medium and fast.
  • Fruit first, plus insects, leaves, and sometimes meat.
  • Forest canopy and the ground beneath it — a two-story house.

Family: Humans, bonobos, gorillas.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.50 m

Grizzly Bear to scale

Grizzly Bear

1.20 m

Chimpanzee to scale

Chimpanzee

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Grizzly Bear270 kg

Can stand taller than a classroom door on its hind legs.

Chimpanzee50 kg

About as heavy as a fifth-grader who can do pull-ups forever.

Grizzly Bear

1.50 m · 270 kg

Grizzly Bear is big. 270 kg.

Chimpanzee

1.20 m · 50 kg

Chimpanzee is medium. 50 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Five-knife paws
  • Armor: Shoulder hump
  • Senses: Nose of the year.

Grizzly Bear · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Team tactics + ape bite
  • Armor: Think-fast reflexes
  • Senses: Face-readers.

Chimpanzee · labeled field diagram

Grizzly Bear1200 psi bite
Chimpanzee1300 psi bite

Grizzly Bear

Five-knife paws

Tool: five-knife paws. Bite: 1,200 psi.

Chimpanzee

Team tactics + ape bite

Tool: team tactics + ape bite. Bite: 1,300 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Grizzly Bear
56 km/h
Chimpanzee
40 km/h
Grizzly Bear56 km/h
Chimpanzee40 km/h

Grizzly Bear

56 km/h

Grizzly Bear can go 56 km/h. That is fast.

Chimpanzee

40 km/h

Chimpanzee can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in forest. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
Grizzly BearChimpanzeeBoth

Meeting biome: forest. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Grizzly Bear

This is home · Lives in North America

Grizzly Bear lives in places like forest.

Chimpanzee

This is home · Lives in Africa

Chimpanzee lives in places like forest.

Yes. They could meet in the real wild. This page is still a what-if.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Grizzly Bear
Plants and meat · Opportunist: fish, berries, and whatever did not get away.
Chimpanzee
Plants and meat · Team hunters of monkeys plus a lot of fruit.

Grizzly Bear

Plants and meat · Opportunist: fish, berries, and whatever did not get away.

Berries, roots, moths, moose, and a whole river of fish.

Chimpanzee

Plants and meat · Team hunters of monkeys plus a lot of fruit.

Fruit first, plus insects, leaves, and sometimes meat.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Grizzly Bear
Lives alone
Chimpanzee
Hunts with a pack
Grizzly Bear9 grit /10
Chimpanzee8 grit /10

Grizzly Bear

Lives alone

Wants space. Grit: 9/10.

Chimpanzee

Hunts with a pack

Curious and political. Grit: 8/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Grizzly Bear
7/10
Chimpanzee
10/10
Grizzly Bear7 brains /10
Chimpanzee10 brains /10

Grizzly Bear

7/10

Nose of the year.

Chimpanzee

10/10

Face-readers.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Grizzly Bear
Ursus arctos horribilis
Chimpanzee
Pan troglodytes

Grizzly Bear

Ursus arctos horribilis

Polar bears.

Chimpanzee

Pan troglodytes

Humans, bonobos, gorillas.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Grizzly Bear
Salmon-Swipe Charge
Chimpanzee
Stick-and-Stone Strategy

Grizzly Bear

Salmon-Swipe Charge

They can outrun a horse for a short, extremely convincing burst.

Chimpanzee

Stick-and-Stone Strategy

Wild chimps use tools: sticks for termites, stones for nuts, brains for everything else.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Grizzly Bear 0 · Chimpanzee 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Grizzly Bear runs first. Chimpanzee does not race. They wait in forest.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Grizzly Bear is heavier. Chimpanzee uses team tactics + ape bite. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Grizzly Bear tries the Salmon-Swipe Charge. Chimpanzee tries the Stick-and-Stone Strategy. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Grizzly Bear!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On forest, Grizzly Bear wins. Grizzly Bear is a lot heavier. Chimpanzee would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Grizzly Bear 5 · Chimpanzee 1 · ties 2.

Your card: Grizzly Bear 0 · Chimpanzee 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Also starring · Chimpanzee

Zoo chimpanzee. Big brain. Bigger side-eye.

Wikimedia Commons · Tobu Zoo · CC. Source

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