WHO WILL WIN?
Grizzly Bear
WOOF-ROAR
Ostrich
BOOM-KICK
THE SETUP

Grizzly Bear vs Ostrich

Grizzly Bear
Grizzly Bear
Ostrich
Ostrich

Pretend a grizzly bear and a ostrich meet in the desert. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Grizzly Bear

Ursus arctos horribilis · A mountain with claws and a short temper.

Grizzly Bear
Home
North American mountains and rivers · Lives in North America
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Grizzly Bear is big.

Opportunist: fish, berries, and whatever did not get away.

Nose of the year.

Wants space.

  • Grizzly Bear is big and fast.
  • Berries, roots, moths, moose, and a whole river of fish.
  • They need space: forests, meadows, and streams with a buffet.

Family: Polar bears.

Corner B

Ostrich

Struthio camelus · The kick that thinks it is a dinosaur.

Ostrich
Home
African savanna · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives in a flock
Size
Ostrich is medium.

Grazer and bug-pecker.

Giant eyes — among the biggest of any land animal.

Run first, kick second.

  • Ostrich is medium and very fast.
  • Plants, seeds, insects, and the occasional lizard.
  • Open country where those huge legs can actually use their speed.

Family: Emus, rheas, and other giant flightless birds.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.50 m

Grizzly Bear to scale

Grizzly Bear

2.7 m

Ostrich to scale

Ostrich

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Grizzly Bear270 kg

Can stand taller than a classroom door on its hind legs.

Ostrich140 kg

Taller than most grown-ups, and faster than a city speed limit.

Grizzly Bear

1.50 m · 270 kg

Grizzly Bear is big. 270 kg.

Ostrich

2.7 m · 140 kg

Ostrich is medium. 140 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Five-knife paws
  • Armor: Shoulder hump
  • Senses: Nose of the year.

Grizzly Bear · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Dinosaur-leg kick
  • Armor: Long-range eyeballs
  • Senses: Giant eyes — among the biggest of any land animal.

Ostrich · labeled field diagram

Grizzly Bear1200 psi bite
Ostrich50 psi bite

Grizzly Bear

Five-knife paws

Tool: five-knife paws. Bite: 1,200 psi.

Ostrich

Dinosaur-leg kick

Tool: dinosaur-leg kick. Bite: 50 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Grizzly Bear
56 km/h
Ostrich
70 km/h
Grizzly Bear56 km/h
Ostrich70 km/h

Grizzly Bear

56 km/h

Grizzly Bear can go 56 km/h. That is fast.

Ostrich

70 km/h

Ostrich can go 70 km/h. That is very fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in the desert. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
Grizzly BearOstrichBoth

Meeting biome: the desert. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Grizzly Bear

Can handle it · Lives in North America

Grizzly Bear's home is the north american mountains and rivers, not the desert.

Ostrich

This is home · Lives in Africa

Ostrich lives in places like the desert.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Grizzly Bear
Plants and meat · Opportunist: fish, berries, and whatever did not get away.
Ostrich
Plants and meat · Grazer and bug-pecker.

Grizzly Bear

Plants and meat · Opportunist: fish, berries, and whatever did not get away.

Berries, roots, moths, moose, and a whole river of fish.

Ostrich

Plants and meat · Grazer and bug-pecker.

Plants, seeds, insects, and the occasional lizard.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Grizzly Bear
Lives alone
Ostrich
Lives in a flock
Grizzly Bear9 grit /10
Ostrich6 grit /10

Grizzly Bear

Lives alone

Wants space. Grit: 9/10.

Ostrich

Lives in a flock

Run first, kick second. Grit: 6/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Grizzly Bear
7/10
Ostrich
4/10
Grizzly Bear7 brains /10
Ostrich4 brains /10

Grizzly Bear

7/10

Nose of the year.

Ostrich

4/10

Giant eyes — among the biggest of any land animal.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Grizzly Bear
Ursus arctos horribilis
Ostrich
Struthio camelus

Grizzly Bear

Ursus arctos horribilis

Polar bears.

Ostrich

Struthio camelus

Emus, rheas, and other giant flightless birds.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Grizzly Bear
Salmon-Swipe Charge
Ostrich
Sprint-and-Slash

Grizzly Bear

Salmon-Swipe Charge

They can outrun a horse for a short, extremely convincing burst.

Ostrich

Sprint-and-Slash

They do not bury their heads in sand.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Grizzly Bear 0 · Ostrich 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

SKREEE!

THEY MEET

Ostrich runs first. Grizzly Bear does not race. They wait in the desert.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

CHOMP!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Grizzly Bear is heavier. Ostrich uses dinosaur-leg kick. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SNAP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Grizzly Bear tries the Salmon-Swipe Charge. Ostrich tries the Sprint-and-Slash. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Grizzly Bear!

A CLEAR PICK

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On the desert, Grizzly Bear wins. Grizzly Bear's five-knife paws helps more. Ostrich would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Grizzly Bear 6 · Ostrich 2.

Your card: Grizzly Bear 0 · Ostrich 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Also starring · Ostrich

That is a bird. That is also a sprinter.

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