WOOF-ROAR
Grizzly Bear
A mountain with claws and a short temper.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Grizzly Bear vs Tortoise
Tonight's science rumble is set in a rumble pit drawn in chalk by very excited zookeepers. No snacks were harmed.
Grizzly Bear
Ursus arctos horribilis
Grizzlies can smell food from kilometers away.
Berries, roots, moths, moose, and a whole river of fish. Omnivore means 'yes.'
Tortoise
Chelonoidis niger
Giant tortoises can live more than 100 years.
Cactus, grass, and island plants. They are living lawn mowers with a 100-year warranty.
Who do YOU think wins?
HISS-HMPH
Tortoise
A walking bunker that outlives arguments.
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