
Hippo
A floating boulder with kitchen-knife tusks.
Hippo vs Anteater
Tonight's science rumble is set in the picnic meadow, sandwiches evacuated. No snacks were harmed.
Hippo
Hippopotamus amphibius
Hippo sweat looks reddish. People called it blood-sweat. It is really a natural sunscreen.
Hippos graze grass at night. By day they soak and... argue.
Anteater
Myrmecophaga tridactyla
The tongue can be 60 cm long and flick 150 times a minute.
Ants and termites. Tens of thousands a day. They do not chew; they slurp.
Who do YOU think wins?

Anteater
A vacuum cleaner with wrecking-ball claws.