WHO WILL WIN?

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Hyena
WHOOP-HAHA

Hyena

The bone-crunching comedian of the savanna.

MEET THE FIGHTERS

Hyena vs Tortoise

Tonight's science rumble is set in the empty savanna exhibit after closing time. No snacks were harmed.

Hyena

Crocuta crocuta

A hyena's whoop can travel 5 kilometers.

They hunt more than they scavenge. Wildebeest, zebra, leftovers — in that order when possible.

Tortoise

Chelonoidis niger

Giant tortoises can live more than 100 years.

Cactus, grass, and island plants. They are living lawn mowers with a 100-year warranty.

Who do YOU think wins?

Tortoise
HISS-HMPH

Tortoise

A walking bunker that outlives arguments.

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