THUMP-CHUFF
Kangaroo
Boxing champ with built-in trampolines.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Kangaroo vs Lemur
Tonight's science rumble is set in a rumble pit drawn in chalk by very excited zookeepers. No snacks were harmed.
Kangaroo
Macropus rufus
Kangaroos cannot hop backward. The contract with physics is one-way.
Grasses and shrubs. They are hoppy lawn mowers.
Lemur
Lemur catta
A lemur's tail has 13 or so black-and-white rings. It is a flag and a balancing pole.
Fruit, leaves, bark, and the occasional insect snack.
Who do YOU think wins?
MEOW-HOWL
Lemur
A striped-tail spring with a lot of opinions.
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