THUMP-CHUFF
Kangaroo
Boxing champ with built-in trampolines.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Kangaroo vs Rhino
Tonight's science rumble is set in the picnic meadow, sandwiches evacuated. No snacks were harmed.
Kangaroo
Macropus rufus
Kangaroos cannot hop backward. The contract with physics is one-way.
Grasses and shrubs. They are hoppy lawn mowers.
Rhino
Ceratotherium simum
Rhinos have been on Earth for millions of years. They are living fossils with attitude.
White rhinos graze grass like giant lawn mowers.
Who do YOU think wins?
SNORT-STOMP
Rhino
A tank that forgot it is an animal.
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