THUMP-CHUFF
Kangaroo
Boxing champ with built-in trampolines.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Kangaroo vs Tiger
Tonight's science rumble is set in a rumble pit drawn in chalk by very excited zookeepers. No snacks were harmed.
Kangaroo
Macropus rufus
Kangaroos cannot hop backward. The contract with physics is one-way.
Grasses and shrubs. They are hoppy lawn mowers.
Tiger
Panthera tigris
No two tigers have the same stripe pattern. It's a fingerprint in fur.
Tigers eat deer, wild boar, and just about anything they can overpower.
Who do YOU think wins?
GRRRROWL
Tiger
Stripes, stealth, and serious biceps.
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