THUMP-CHUFF
Kangaroo
Boxing champ with built-in trampolines.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Kangaroo vs Warthog
Tonight's science rumble is set in the picnic meadow, sandwiches evacuated. No snacks were harmed.
Kangaroo
Macropus rufus
Kangaroos cannot hop backward. The contract with physics is one-way.
Grasses and shrubs. They are hoppy lawn mowers.
Warthog
Phacochoerus africanus
The tail stands up when they run — a follow-me flag for piglets.
Grass, roots, and leftovers. They kneel on padded wrists to graze.
Who do YOU think wins?
GRUNT-SQUEE
Warthog
A tusked sprinter who reverse-parks into burrows.
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