WHO WILL WIN?
King Cobra
HISS-HOOD
Armadillo
GRUNT-SCRITCH
THE SETUP

King Cobra vs Armadillo

King Cobra
King Cobra
Armadillo
Armadillo

Pretend a king cobra and a armadillo meet in the desert. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

King Cobra

Ophiophagus hannah · The tallest snake, with a hood like a warning sign.

King Cobra
Home
Asian forests · Lives in Asia
Food
Meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
King Cobra is small.

Snake-eater with a stand-up hood.

Heat and chemical trail.

Alert, not cartoon-mean.

  • King Cobra is small and not very fast.
  • Mostly other snakes.
  • Dense forest and bamboo, where a long warning hiss carries.

Family: Other cobras and mambas — the elapid family of front-fanged specialists.

Corner B

Armadillo

Dasypus novemcinctus · A walking helmet that sometimes becomes a soccer ball.

Armadillo
Home
Americas grassland and scrub · Lives in North America / South America
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Armadillo is small.

Bug vacuum.

Nose-first.

Startle, ball up or bolt.

  • Armadillo is small and fast.
  • Insects, grubs, and the occasional small snack.
  • Warm country with soil soft enough to mine.

Family: Sloths and anteaters.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

0.50 m

King Cobra to scale

King Cobra

0.30 m

Armadillo to scale

Armadillo

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

King Cobra7 kg

Can stretch longer than a pickup truck, but no thicker than a grown-up's arm.

Armadillo6 kg

About as heavy as a small melon wearing a knight costume.

King Cobra

0.50 m · 7 kg

King Cobra is small. 7 kg.

Armadillo

0.30 m · 6 kg

Armadillo is small. 6 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Hood-high venom fangs
  • Armor: Scale slicker
  • Senses: Heat and chemical trail.

King Cobra · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Digging claws
  • Armor: Bony banded shell
  • Senses: Nose-first.

Armadillo · labeled field diagram

King Cobra100 psi bite
Armadillo80 psi bite

King Cobra

Hood-high venom fangs

Tool: hood-high venom fangs. Bite: 100 psi.

Armadillo

Digging claws

Tool: digging claws. Bite: 80 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

King Cobra
18 km/h
Armadillo
48 km/h
King Cobra18 km/h
Armadillo48 km/h

King Cobra

18 km/h

King Cobra can go 18 km/h. That is not very fast.

Armadillo

48 km/h

Armadillo can go 48 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in the desert. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
King CobraArmadilloBoth

Meeting biome: the desert. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

King Cobra

Not their home · Lives in Asia

King Cobra's home is the asian forests, not the desert.

Armadillo

This is home · Lives in North America / South America

Armadillo lives in places like the desert.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

King Cobra
Meat · Snake-eater with a stand-up hood.
Armadillo
Plants and meat · Bug vacuum.

King Cobra

Meat · Snake-eater with a stand-up hood.

Mostly other snakes.

Armadillo

Plants and meat · Bug vacuum.

Insects, grubs, and the occasional small snack.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

King Cobra
Lives alone
Armadillo
Lives alone
King Cobra8 grit /10
Armadillo5 grit /10

King Cobra

Lives alone

Alert, not cartoon-mean. Grit: 8/10.

Armadillo

Lives alone

Startle, ball up or bolt. Grit: 5/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

King Cobra
5/10
Armadillo
4/10
King Cobra5 brains /10
Armadillo4 brains /10

King Cobra

5/10

Heat and chemical trail.

Armadillo

4/10

Nose-first.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

King Cobra
Ophiophagus hannah
Armadillo
Dasypus novemcinctus

King Cobra

Ophiophagus hannah

Other cobras and mambas — the elapid family of front-fanged specialists.

Armadillo

Dasypus novemcinctus

Sloths and anteaters.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

King Cobra
Wobble Venom Warning
Armadillo
Shell-Up Sprint

King Cobra

Wobble Venom Warning

One bite can make a huge animal feel wobbly and want a very long nap.

Armadillo

Shell-Up Sprint

First they jump straight up — a surprise pop.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: King Cobra 0 · Armadillo 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

SKREEE!

THEY MEET

Armadillo runs first. King Cobra does not race. They wait in the desert.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

CHOMP!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

King Cobra is heavier. Armadillo uses digging claws. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SNAP!

SPECIAL MOVES

King Cobra tries the Wobble Venom Warning. Armadillo tries the Shell-Up Sprint. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

King Cobra!

A CLEAR PICK

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On the desert, King Cobra wins. King Cobra's hood-high venom fangs helps more. Armadillo would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: King Cobra 6 · Armadillo 2.

Your card: King Cobra 0 · Armadillo 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

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