WHO WILL WIN?
Koala
BELLOW-SNOOZE
Rhino
SNORT-STOMP
THE SETUP

Koala vs Rhino

Koala
Koala
Rhino
Rhino

Pretend a koala and a rhino meet in grassland. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Koala

Phascolarctos cinereus · A sleepy specialist with surprising claws.

Koala
Home
Australian eucalyptus forest · Lives in Australia
Food
Plants
Group
Lives alone
Size
Koala is small.

Eucalyptus specialist.

A nose for the right leaves.

Low-energy by design.

  • Koala is small and slow.
  • Almost only eucalyptus.
  • They pick a tree, claim it, and treat the canopy like a studio apartment.

Family: Wombats.

Corner B

Rhino

Ceratotherium simum · A tank that forgot it is an animal.

Rhino
Home
African grassland · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants
Group
Lives alone
Size
Rhino is huge.

Grazer.

Smell and hearing do the work.

A tank with opinions.

  • Rhino is huge and fast.
  • White rhinos graze grass like giant lawn mowers.
  • They like wide-open grassland where a charge has room to become a legend.

Family: Horses and tapirs — the surprising ungulate family reunion.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

0.60 m

Koala to scale

Koala

1.80 m

Rhino to scale

Rhino

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Koala10 kg

About as heavy as a bowling ball that insists it is a teddy.

Rhino2,300 kg

Heavier than a hippo, and built like a pickup truck wearing armor.

Koala

0.60 m · 10 kg

Koala is small. 10 kg.

Rhino

1.80 m · 2,300 kg

Rhino is huge. 2,300 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Tree-hook claws
  • Armor: Fluffy indifference
  • Senses: A nose for the right leaves.

Koala · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Keratin battering horn
  • Armor: Folded armor plates
  • Senses: Smell and hearing do the work.

Rhino · labeled field diagram

Koala100 psi bite
Rhino200 psi bite

Koala

Tree-hook claws

Tool: tree-hook claws. Bite: 100 psi.

Rhino

Keratin battering horn

Tool: keratin battering horn. Bite: 200 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Koala
10 km/h
Rhino
50 km/h
Koala10 km/h
Rhino50 km/h

Koala

10 km/h

Koala can go 10 km/h. That is slow.

Rhino

50 km/h

Rhino can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in grassland. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
KoalaRhinoBoth

Meeting biome: grassland. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Koala

Can handle it · Lives in Australia

Koala's home is the australian eucalyptus forest, not grassland.

Rhino

This is home · Lives in Africa

Rhino lives in places like grassland.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Koala
Plants · Eucalyptus specialist.
Rhino
Plants · Grazer.

Koala

Plants · Eucalyptus specialist.

Almost only eucalyptus.

Rhino

Plants · Grazer.

White rhinos graze grass like giant lawn mowers.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Koala
Lives alone
Rhino
Lives alone
Koala3 grit /10
Rhino8 grit /10

Koala

Lives alone

Low-energy by design. Grit: 3/10.

Rhino

Lives alone

A tank with opinions. Grit: 8/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Koala
4/10
Rhino
5/10
Koala4 brains /10
Rhino5 brains /10

Koala

4/10

A nose for the right leaves.

Rhino

5/10

Smell and hearing do the work.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Koala
Phascolarctos cinereus
Rhino
Ceratotherium simum

Koala

Phascolarctos cinereus

Wombats.

Rhino

Ceratotherium simum

Horses and tapirs — the surprising ungulate family reunion.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Koala
Eucalyptus Power Nap
Rhino
Freight-Train Gore

Koala

Eucalyptus Power Nap

Koalas sleep up to 18 hours.

Rhino

Freight-Train Gore

A charging rhino is a 2-ton missile with very little steering wheel.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Koala 0 · Rhino 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Rhino runs first. Koala does not race. They wait in grassland.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Rhino is heavier. Koala uses tree-hook claws. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Koala tries the Eucalyptus Power Nap. Rhino tries the Freight-Train Gore. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Rhino!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On grassland, Rhino wins. Rhino likes grassland more. Koala would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Koala 0 · Rhino 8.

Your card: Koala 0 · Rhino 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Rhino

Armor on legs. Still somehow adorable in slow motion.

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