WHO WILL WIN?
Llama
HUM-PFFT
Armadillo
GRUNT-SCRITCH
THE SETUP

Llama vs Armadillo

Llama
Llama
Armadillo
Armadillo

Pretend a llama and a armadillo meet in the desert. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Llama

Lama glama · A woolly sentry with a spit-screen special.

Llama
Home
Andean highlands · Lives in South America
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Llama is medium.

Grazer of high country.

Mountain eyes.

Sassy pack animal.

  • Llama is medium and fast.
  • Grass and hay.
  • Mountains and farms.

Family: Alpacas, guanacos, vicuñas, and camels.

Corner B

Armadillo

Dasypus novemcinctus · A walking helmet that sometimes becomes a soccer ball.

Armadillo
Home
Americas grassland and scrub · Lives in North America / South America
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Armadillo is small.

Bug vacuum.

Nose-first.

Startle, ball up or bolt.

  • Armadillo is small and fast.
  • Insects, grubs, and the occasional small snack.
  • Warm country with soil soft enough to mine.

Family: Sloths and anteaters.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.80 m

Llama to scale

Llama

0.30 m

Armadillo to scale

Armadillo

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Llama150 kg

As tall as a grown-up at the head, with a face that has opinions.

Armadillo6 kg

About as heavy as a small melon wearing a knight costume.

Llama

1.80 m · 150 kg

Llama is medium. 150 kg.

Armadillo

0.30 m · 6 kg

Armadillo is small. 6 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Neck smack plus kick
  • Armor: Wool buffer
  • Senses: Mountain eyes.

Llama · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Digging claws
  • Armor: Bony banded shell
  • Senses: Nose-first.

Armadillo · labeled field diagram

Llama80 psi bite
Armadillo80 psi bite

Llama

Neck smack plus kick

Tool: neck smack plus kick. Bite: 80 psi.

Armadillo

Digging claws

Tool: digging claws. Bite: 80 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Llama
40 km/h
Armadillo
48 km/h
Llama40 km/h
Armadillo48 km/h

Llama

40 km/h

Llama can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

Armadillo

48 km/h

Armadillo can go 48 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in the desert. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
LlamaArmadilloBoth

Meeting biome: the desert. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Llama

Can handle it · Lives in South America

Llama's home is the andean highlands, not the desert.

Armadillo

This is home · Lives in North America / South America

Armadillo lives in places like the desert.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Llama
Plants · Grazer of high country.
Armadillo
Plants and meat · Bug vacuum.

Llama

Plants · Grazer of high country.

Grass and hay.

Armadillo

Plants and meat · Bug vacuum.

Insects, grubs, and the occasional small snack.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Llama
Lives in a herd
Armadillo
Lives alone
Llama6 grit /10
Armadillo5 grit /10

Llama

Lives in a herd

Sassy pack animal. Grit: 6/10.

Armadillo

Lives alone

Startle, ball up or bolt. Grit: 5/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Llama
5/10
Armadillo
4/10
Llama5 brains /10
Armadillo4 brains /10

Llama

5/10

Mountain eyes.

Armadillo

4/10

Nose-first.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Llama
Lama glama
Armadillo
Dasypus novemcinctus

Llama

Lama glama

Alpacas, guanacos, vicuñas, and camels.

Armadillo

Dasypus novemcinctus

Sloths and anteaters.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Llama
Spit Screen
Armadillo
Shell-Up Sprint

Llama

Spit Screen

The 'spit' is partly stomach juice.

Armadillo

Shell-Up Sprint

First they jump straight up — a surprise pop.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Llama 0 · Armadillo 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

SKREEE!

THEY MEET

Armadillo runs first. Llama does not race. They wait in the desert.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

CHOMP!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Llama is heavier. Armadillo uses digging claws. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SNAP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Llama tries the Spit Screen. Armadillo tries the Shell-Up Sprint. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Llama!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On the desert, Llama wins. Llama is a lot heavier. Armadillo would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Llama 5 · Armadillo 3.

Your card: Llama 0 · Armadillo 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Llama

Llama Drama — a tiny movie about a fence and a very committed llama.

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