WHO WILL WIN?
Llama
HUM-PFFT
Giraffe
WHOMP
THE SETUP

Llama vs Giraffe

Llama
Llama
Giraffe
Giraffe

Pretend a llama and a giraffe meet in the mountains. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

No. Wild llamas and giraffes would not meet. We still look at the facts.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Llama

Lama glama · A woolly sentry with a spit-screen special.

Llama
Home
Andean highlands · Lives in South America
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Llama is medium.

Grazer of high country.

Mountain eyes.

Sassy pack animal.

  • Llama is medium and fast.
  • Grass and hay.
  • Mountains and farms.

Family: Alpacas, guanacos, vicuñas, and camels.

Corner B

Giraffe

Giraffa camelopardalis · A living watchtower with a killer kick.

Giraffe
Home
African savanna · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Giraffe is huge.

Browser, not hunter.

A living watchtower.

Shy until the legs come out.

  • Giraffe is huge and fast.
  • Giraffes nibble acacia leaves, tongues and all.
  • Their height is a lookout tower.

Family: Okapi — a forest cousin that looks like a giraffe-zebra remix.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.80 m

Llama to scale

Llama

5.5 m

Giraffe to scale

Giraffe

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Llama150 kg

As tall as a grown-up at the head, with a face that has opinions.

Giraffe1,200 kg

Tall enough to peek into a second-story window.

Llama

1.80 m · 150 kg

Llama is medium. 150 kg.

Giraffe

5.5 m · 1,200 kg

Giraffe is huge. 1,200 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Neck smack plus kick
  • Armor: Wool buffer
  • Senses: Mountain eyes.

Llama · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Sledgehammer hooves
  • Armor: Ossicone helmet
  • Senses: A living watchtower.

Giraffe · labeled field diagram

Llama80 psi bite
Giraffe20 psi bite

Llama

Neck smack plus kick

Tool: neck smack plus kick. Bite: 80 psi.

Giraffe

Sledgehammer hooves

Tool: sledgehammer hooves. Bite: 20 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Llama
40 km/h
Giraffe
50 km/h
Llama40 km/h
Giraffe50 km/h

Llama

40 km/h

Llama can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

Giraffe

50 km/h

Giraffe can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in the mountains. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
LlamaGiraffeBoth

Meeting biome: the mountains. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Llama

This is home · Lives in South America

Llama lives in places like the mountains.

Giraffe

Not their home · Lives in Africa

Giraffe's home is the african savanna, not the mountains.

No. Wild llamas and giraffes would not meet. We still look at the facts.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Llama
Plants · Grazer of high country.
Giraffe
Plants · Browser, not hunter.

Llama

Plants · Grazer of high country.

Grass and hay.

Giraffe

Plants · Browser, not hunter.

Giraffes nibble acacia leaves, tongues and all.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Llama
Lives in a herd
Giraffe
Lives in a herd
Llama6 grit /10
Giraffe5 grit /10

Llama

Lives in a herd

Sassy pack animal. Grit: 6/10.

Giraffe

Lives in a herd

Shy until the legs come out. Grit: 5/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Llama
5/10
Giraffe
5/10
Llama5 brains /10
Giraffe5 brains /10

Llama

5/10

Mountain eyes.

Giraffe

5/10

A living watchtower.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Llama
Lama glama
Giraffe
Giraffa camelopardalis

Llama

Lama glama

Alpacas, guanacos, vicuñas, and camels.

Giraffe

Giraffa camelopardalis

Okapi — a forest cousin that looks like a giraffe-zebra remix.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Llama
Spit Screen
Giraffe
Sky-High Neck Sweep

Llama

Spit Screen

The 'spit' is partly stomach juice.

Giraffe

Sky-High Neck Sweep

Necking looks silly until a 2-meter neck slams into you like a crane.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Llama 0 · Giraffe 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

FWOOSH!

THEY MEET

Giraffe runs first. Llama does not race. They wait in the mountains.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

KICK!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Giraffe is heavier. Llama uses neck smack plus kick. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

STOOMP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Llama tries the Spit Screen. Giraffe tries the Sky-High Neck Sweep. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Giraffe!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On the mountains, Giraffe wins. Giraffe is a lot heavier. Llama would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Llama 2 · Giraffe 5 · ties 1.

Your card: Llama 0 · Giraffe 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Giraffe

Snack height: second-story. The meeting can wait.

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