WHO WILL WIN?

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Llama
HUM-PFFT

Llama

A woolly sentry with a spit-screen special.

MEET THE FIGHTERS

Llama vs Tortoise

Tonight's science rumble is set in the visitor lawn, now closed for SCIENCE. No snacks were harmed.

Llama

Lama glama

Llamas hum to chat. A loud hum can mean worry.

Grass and hay. They are grazing guards who work for snacks.

Tortoise

Chelonoidis niger

Giant tortoises can live more than 100 years.

Cactus, grass, and island plants. They are living lawn mowers with a 100-year warranty.

Who do YOU think wins?

Tortoise
HISS-HMPH

Tortoise

A walking bunker that outlives arguments.

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