
Macaw
A flying bolt-cutter in party colors.
Macaw vs Tortoise
Tonight's science rumble is set in the visitor lawn, now closed for SCIENCE. No snacks were harmed.
Macaw
Ara macao
Macaws can live 50 years or more. That is a long roommate.
Seeds, nuts, fruit, and clay from riverbanks that helps settle spicy toxins.
Tortoise
Chelonoidis niger
Giant tortoises can live more than 100 years.
Cactus, grass, and island plants. They are living lawn mowers with a 100-year warranty.
Who do YOU think wins?

Tortoise
A walking bunker that outlives arguments.