WHO WILL WIN?
Okapi
CHUFF-BLEAT
Koala
BELLOW-SNOOZE
THE SETUP

Okapi vs Koala

Okapi
Okapi
Koala
Koala

Pretend a okapi and a koala meet in forest. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Yes. They could meet in the real wild. This page is still a what-if.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Okapi

Okapia johnstoni · A forest giraffe in zebra socks.

Okapi
Home
Congo rainforest · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants
Group
Lives alone
Size
Okapi is big.

Forest browser.

Huge ears.

Ghost of the rainforest.

  • Okapi is big and fast.
  • Leaves, fruit, and fungi.
  • Deep rainforest.

Family: Giraffes.

Corner B

Koala

Phascolarctos cinereus · A sleepy specialist with surprising claws.

Koala
Home
Australian eucalyptus forest · Lives in Australia
Food
Plants
Group
Lives alone
Size
Koala is small.

Eucalyptus specialist.

A nose for the right leaves.

Low-energy by design.

  • Koala is small and slow.
  • Almost only eucalyptus.
  • They pick a tree, claim it, and treat the canopy like a studio apartment.

Family: Wombats.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.60 m

Okapi to scale

Okapi

0.60 m

Koala to scale

Koala

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Okapi250 kg

About as heavy as a pony, dressed like a secret.

Koala10 kg

About as heavy as a bowling ball that insists it is a teddy.

Okapi

1.60 m · 250 kg

Okapi is big. 250 kg.

Koala

0.60 m · 10 kg

Koala is small. 10 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Kick plus ossicone bump
  • Armor: Stripe socks
  • Senses: Huge ears.

Okapi · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Tree-hook claws
  • Armor: Fluffy indifference
  • Senses: A nose for the right leaves.

Koala · labeled field diagram

Okapi30 psi bite
Koala100 psi bite

Okapi

Kick plus ossicone bump

Tool: kick plus ossicone bump. Bite: 30 psi.

Koala

Tree-hook claws

Tool: tree-hook claws. Bite: 100 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Okapi
50 km/h
Koala
10 km/h
Okapi50 km/h
Koala10 km/h

Okapi

50 km/h

Okapi can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

Koala

10 km/h

Koala can go 10 km/h. That is slow.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in forest. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
OkapiKoalaBoth

Meeting biome: forest. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Okapi

This is home · Lives in Africa

Okapi lives in places like forest.

Koala

This is home · Lives in Australia

Koala lives in places like forest.

Yes. They could meet in the real wild. This page is still a what-if.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Okapi
Plants · Forest browser.
Koala
Plants · Eucalyptus specialist.

Okapi

Plants · Forest browser.

Leaves, fruit, and fungi.

Koala

Plants · Eucalyptus specialist.

Almost only eucalyptus.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Okapi
Lives alone
Koala
Lives alone
Okapi5 grit /10
Koala3 grit /10

Okapi

Lives alone

Ghost of the rainforest. Grit: 5/10.

Koala

Lives alone

Low-energy by design. Grit: 3/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Okapi
5/10
Koala
4/10
Okapi5 brains /10
Koala4 brains /10

Okapi

5/10

Huge ears.

Koala

4/10

A nose for the right leaves.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Okapi
Okapia johnstoni
Koala
Phascolarctos cinereus

Okapi

Okapia johnstoni

Giraffes.

Koala

Phascolarctos cinereus

Wombats.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Okapi
Ghost of the Ituri
Koala
Eucalyptus Power Nap

Okapi

Ghost of the Ituri

They are so shy scientists photographed them in the wild only recently.

Koala

Eucalyptus Power Nap

Koalas sleep up to 18 hours.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Okapi 0 · Koala 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Okapi runs first. Koala does not race. They wait in forest.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Okapi is heavier. Koala uses tree-hook claws. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Okapi tries the Ghost of the Ituri. Koala tries the Eucalyptus Power Nap. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Okapi!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On forest, Okapi wins. Okapi is a lot heavier. Koala would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Okapi 7 · Koala 0 · ties 1.

Your card: Okapi 0 · Koala 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Also starring · Koala

Joey in the pouch. The rumble was exhausting.

Brian Dell · Wikimedia Commons · CC. Source

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