WHO WILL WIN?
Orangutan
LONG-CALL
Hyena
WHOOP-HAHA
THE SETUP

Orangutan vs Hyena

Orangutan
Orangutan
Hyena
Hyena

Pretend a orangutan and a hyena meet in grassland. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Orangutan

Pongo pygmaeus · The forest's puzzle-solving acrobat.

Orangutan
Home
Southeast Asian rainforest · Lives in Asia
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Orangutan is medium.

Forest forager.

Patient eyes in the canopy.

Quiet problem-solver.

  • Orangutan is medium and not very fast.
  • Mostly fruit, plus leaves, bark, and the occasional insect snack.
  • They live in the trees.

Family: Gorillas, chimps, and humans — the great-ape study group.

Corner B

Hyena

Crocuta crocuta · The bone-crunching comedian of the savanna.

Hyena
Home
African savanna · Lives in Africa
Food
Meat
Group
Hunts with a pack
Size
Hyena is medium.

Clan chasers and bone-crushers.

Night hunters with a nose for leftovers and a bite that opens bones.

Bold in a clan.

  • Hyena is medium and fast.
  • They hunt more than they scavenge.
  • Open grassland where clans can hear each other across the night.

Family: Not dogs.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.40 m

Orangutan to scale

Orangutan

0.85 m

Hyena to scale

Hyena

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Orangutan90 kg

As heavy as a big kid, with arms that could high-five two people at once.

Hyena70 kg

About as heavy as a big dog that skipped every 'drop it' lesson.

Orangutan

1.40 m · 90 kg

Orangutan is medium. 90 kg.

Hyena

0.85 m · 70 kg

Hyena is medium. 70 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Four-meter arm span
  • Armor: Think-first tactics
  • Senses: Patient eyes in the canopy.

Orangutan · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Bone-blender jaws
  • Armor: Scrappy stamina
  • Senses: Night hunters with a nose for leftovers and a bite that opens bones.

Hyena · labeled field diagram

Orangutan600 psi bite
Hyena1100 psi bite

Orangutan

Four-meter arm span

Tool: four-meter arm span. Bite: 600 psi.

Hyena

Bone-blender jaws

Tool: bone-blender jaws. Bite: 1,100 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Orangutan
25 km/h
Hyena
60 km/h
Orangutan25 km/h
Hyena60 km/h

Orangutan

25 km/h

Orangutan can go 25 km/h. That is not very fast.

Hyena

60 km/h

Hyena can go 60 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in grassland. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
OrangutanHyenaBoth

Meeting biome: grassland. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Orangutan

Can handle it · Lives in Asia

Orangutan's home is the southeast asian rainforest, not grassland.

Hyena

This is home · Lives in Africa

Hyena lives in places like grassland.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Orangutan
Plants and meat · Forest forager.
Hyena
Meat · Clan chasers and bone-crushers.

Orangutan

Plants and meat · Forest forager.

Mostly fruit, plus leaves, bark, and the occasional insect snack.

Hyena

Meat · Clan chasers and bone-crushers.

They hunt more than they scavenge.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Orangutan
Lives alone
Hyena
Hunts with a pack
Orangutan5 grit /10
Hyena9 grit /10

Orangutan

Lives alone

Quiet problem-solver. Grit: 5/10.

Hyena

Hunts with a pack

Bold in a clan. Grit: 9/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Orangutan
10/10
Hyena
7/10
Orangutan10 brains /10
Hyena7 brains /10

Orangutan

10/10

Patient eyes in the canopy.

Hyena

7/10

Night hunters with a nose for leftovers and a bite that opens bones.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Orangutan
Pongo pygmaeus
Hyena
Crocuta crocuta

Orangutan

Pongo pygmaeus

Gorillas, chimps, and humans — the great-ape study group.

Hyena

Crocuta crocuta

Not dogs.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Orangutan
Canopy Chess
Hyena
Whoop-and-Swarm

Orangutan

Canopy Chess

They use tools, plan routes, and remember fruit trees like a grocery map.

Hyena

Whoop-and-Swarm

The laugh is a call, not a joke.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Orangutan 0 · Hyena 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

SKREEE!

THEY MEET

Hyena runs first. Orangutan does not race. They wait in grassland.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

CHOMP!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Orangutan is heavier. Hyena uses bone-blender jaws. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SNAP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Orangutan tries the Canopy Chess. Hyena tries the Whoop-and-Swarm. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Hyena!

A CLEAR PICK

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On grassland, Hyena wins. Hyena likes grassland more. Orangutan would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Orangutan 2 · Hyena 4 · ties 2.

Your card: Orangutan 0 · Hyena 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Also starring · Orangutan

Long arms. Longer stare. The champ knows you are watching.

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