WHO WILL WIN?
Orangutan
LONG-CALL
Llama
HUM-PFFT
THE SETUP

Orangutan vs Llama

Orangutan
Orangutan
Llama
Llama

Pretend a orangutan and a llama meet in the mountains. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Orangutan

Pongo pygmaeus · The forest's puzzle-solving acrobat.

Orangutan
Home
Southeast Asian rainforest · Lives in Asia
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Orangutan is medium.

Forest forager.

Patient eyes in the canopy.

Quiet problem-solver.

  • Orangutan is medium and not very fast.
  • Mostly fruit, plus leaves, bark, and the occasional insect snack.
  • They live in the trees.

Family: Gorillas, chimps, and humans — the great-ape study group.

Corner B

Llama

Lama glama · A woolly sentry with a spit-screen special.

Llama
Home
Andean highlands · Lives in South America
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Llama is medium.

Grazer of high country.

Mountain eyes.

Sassy pack animal.

  • Llama is medium and fast.
  • Grass and hay.
  • Mountains and farms.

Family: Alpacas, guanacos, vicuñas, and camels.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.40 m

Orangutan to scale

Orangutan

1.80 m

Llama to scale

Llama

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Orangutan90 kg

As heavy as a big kid, with arms that could high-five two people at once.

Llama150 kg

As tall as a grown-up at the head, with a face that has opinions.

Orangutan

1.40 m · 90 kg

Orangutan is medium. 90 kg.

Llama

1.80 m · 150 kg

Llama is medium. 150 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Four-meter arm span
  • Armor: Think-first tactics
  • Senses: Patient eyes in the canopy.

Orangutan · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Neck smack plus kick
  • Armor: Wool buffer
  • Senses: Mountain eyes.

Llama · labeled field diagram

Orangutan600 psi bite
Llama80 psi bite

Orangutan

Four-meter arm span

Tool: four-meter arm span. Bite: 600 psi.

Llama

Neck smack plus kick

Tool: neck smack plus kick. Bite: 80 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Orangutan
25 km/h
Llama
40 km/h
Orangutan25 km/h
Llama40 km/h

Orangutan

25 km/h

Orangutan can go 25 km/h. That is not very fast.

Llama

40 km/h

Llama can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in the mountains. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
OrangutanLlamaBoth

Meeting biome: the mountains. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Orangutan

Can handle it · Lives in Asia

Orangutan's home is the southeast asian rainforest, not the mountains.

Llama

This is home · Lives in South America

Llama lives in places like the mountains.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Orangutan
Plants and meat · Forest forager.
Llama
Plants · Grazer of high country.

Orangutan

Plants and meat · Forest forager.

Mostly fruit, plus leaves, bark, and the occasional insect snack.

Llama

Plants · Grazer of high country.

Grass and hay.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Orangutan
Lives alone
Llama
Lives in a herd
Orangutan5 grit /10
Llama6 grit /10

Orangutan

Lives alone

Quiet problem-solver. Grit: 5/10.

Llama

Lives in a herd

Sassy pack animal. Grit: 6/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Orangutan
10/10
Llama
5/10
Orangutan10 brains /10
Llama5 brains /10

Orangutan

10/10

Patient eyes in the canopy.

Llama

5/10

Mountain eyes.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Orangutan
Pongo pygmaeus
Llama
Lama glama

Orangutan

Pongo pygmaeus

Gorillas, chimps, and humans — the great-ape study group.

Llama

Lama glama

Alpacas, guanacos, vicuñas, and camels.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Orangutan
Canopy Chess
Llama
Spit Screen

Orangutan

Canopy Chess

They use tools, plan routes, and remember fruit trees like a grocery map.

Llama

Spit Screen

The 'spit' is partly stomach juice.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Orangutan 0 · Llama 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Llama runs first. Orangutan does not race. They wait in the mountains.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Llama is heavier. Orangutan uses four-meter arm span. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Orangutan tries the Canopy Chess. Llama tries the Spit Screen. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Llama!

A SQUEAKER · UNDERDOG

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On the mountains, Llama wins. Llama likes the mountains more. Orangutan would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Orangutan 5 · Llama 3.

Your card: Orangutan 0 · Llama 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Llama

Llama Drama — a tiny movie about a fence and a very committed llama.

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