WHO WILL WIN?
Ostrich
BOOM-KICK
Macaw
RAAAK-RAAAK
THE SETUP

Ostrich vs Macaw

Ostrich
Ostrich
Macaw
Macaw

Pretend a ostrich and a macaw meet in the desert. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Ostrich

Struthio camelus · The kick that thinks it is a dinosaur.

Ostrich
Home
African savanna · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives in a flock
Size
Ostrich is medium.

Grazer and bug-pecker.

Giant eyes — among the biggest of any land animal.

Run first, kick second.

  • Ostrich is medium and very fast.
  • Plants, seeds, insects, and the occasional lizard.
  • Open country where those huge legs can actually use their speed.

Family: Emus, rheas, and other giant flightless birds.

Corner B

Macaw

Ara macao · A flying bolt-cutter in party colors.

Macaw
Home
Amazon canopy · Lives in South America
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives in a flock
Size
Macaw is tiny.

Seed-cracker.

Color vision and a noise that carries over canopy.

Social screamer.

  • Macaw is tiny and fast.
  • Seeds, nuts, fruit, and clay from riverbanks that helps settle spicy toxins.
  • High trees in pairs or flocks.

Family: Other parrots.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

2.7 m

Ostrich to scale

Ostrich

0.90 m

Macaw to scale

Macaw

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Ostrich140 kg

Taller than most grown-ups, and faster than a city speed limit.

Macaw1 kg

Light as a loaf of bread, longer than a yardstick with the tail.

Ostrich

2.7 m · 140 kg

Ostrich is medium. 140 kg.

Macaw

0.90 m · 1 kg

Macaw is tiny. 1 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Dinosaur-leg kick
  • Armor: Long-range eyeballs
  • Senses: Giant eyes — among the biggest of any land animal.

Ostrich · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Nutcracker beak
  • Armor: Rainbow vanish
  • Senses: Color vision and a noise that carries over canopy.

Macaw · labeled field diagram

Ostrich50 psi bite
Macaw200 psi bite

Ostrich

Dinosaur-leg kick

Tool: dinosaur-leg kick. Bite: 50 psi.

Macaw

Nutcracker beak

Tool: nutcracker beak. Bite: 200 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Ostrich
70 km/h
Macaw
56 km/h
Ostrich70 km/h
Macaw56 km/h

Ostrich

70 km/h

Ostrich can go 70 km/h. That is very fast.

Macaw

56 km/h

Macaw can go 56 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in the desert. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
OstrichMacawBoth

Meeting biome: the desert. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Ostrich

This is home · Lives in Africa

Ostrich lives in places like the desert.

Macaw

Not their home · Lives in South America

Macaw's home is the amazon canopy, not the desert.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Ostrich
Plants and meat · Grazer and bug-pecker.
Macaw
Plants and meat · Seed-cracker.

Ostrich

Plants and meat · Grazer and bug-pecker.

Plants, seeds, insects, and the occasional lizard.

Macaw

Plants and meat · Seed-cracker.

Seeds, nuts, fruit, and clay from riverbanks that helps settle spicy toxins.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Ostrich
Lives in a flock
Macaw
Lives in a flock
Ostrich6 grit /10
Macaw5 grit /10

Ostrich

Lives in a flock

Run first, kick second. Grit: 6/10.

Macaw

Lives in a flock

Social screamer. Grit: 5/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Ostrich
4/10
Macaw
6/10
Ostrich4 brains /10
Macaw6 brains /10

Ostrich

4/10

Giant eyes — among the biggest of any land animal.

Macaw

6/10

Color vision and a noise that carries over canopy.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Ostrich
Struthio camelus
Macaw
Ara macao

Ostrich

Struthio camelus

Emus, rheas, and other giant flightless birds.

Macaw

Ara macao

Other parrots.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Ostrich
Sprint-and-Slash
Macaw
Squawk and Scoot

Ostrich

Sprint-and-Slash

They do not bury their heads in sand.

Macaw

Squawk and Scoot

The call is an alarm.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Ostrich 0 · Macaw 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

WHAM!

THEY MEET

Ostrich runs first. Macaw does not race. They wait in the desert.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

WHOOSH!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Ostrich is heavier. Macaw uses nutcracker beak. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

ZING!

SPECIAL MOVES

Ostrich tries the Sprint-and-Slash. Macaw tries the Squawk and Scoot. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Ostrich!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On the desert, Ostrich wins. Ostrich likes the desert more. Macaw would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Ostrich 6 · Macaw 1 · ties 1.

Your card: Ostrich 0 · Macaw 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Ostrich

That is a bird. That is also a sprinter.

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