WHO WILL WIN?
Panda
HONK-BLEAT
Parasaurolophus
TROOOOT
THE SETUP

Panda vs Parasaurolophus

Panda
Panda
Parasaurolophus
Parasaurolophus

Pretend they meet in forest. Dinosaurs lived long ago. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

No. Panda and Parasaurolophus did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Panda

Ailuropoda melanoleuca · A bamboo tank in a costume.

Panda
Home
Chinese mountain forests · Lives in Asia
Food
Plants
Group
Lives alone
Size
Panda is medium.

Bamboo specialist.

Smell finds the right stalks.

Slow-looking, not helpless.

  • Panda is medium and not very fast.
  • Almost all bamboo, all day.
  • Cool, misty mountain forests where bamboo grows like a salad bar.

Family: Other bears.

Corner B

Parasaurolophus

Parasaurolophus walkeri · A duckbill with a trombone on its head.

Parasaurolophus
Home
Late Cretaceous forests of western North America · Lived in North America long ago
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Parasaurolophus is huge.

Does not hunt.

The crest was a horn.

Nervy salad.

  • Parasaurolophus is huge and fast.
  • Plants ground by a dental battery — a whole chalkboard of replacement teeth.
  • Late Cretaceous North America.

Family: Other hadrosaurs: Edmontosaurus, Corythosaurus, and the duckbill crowd.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

0.90 m

Panda to scale

Panda

3.2 m

Parasaurolophus to scale

Parasaurolophus

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Panda120 kg

About as heavy as a big goat, shaped like a stuffed animal that lifts.

Parasaurolophus2,500 kg

About as heavy as a rhinoceros, with a head-crest as long as a baseball bat.

Panda

0.90 m · 120 kg

Panda is medium. 120 kg.

Parasaurolophus

3.2 m · 2,500 kg

Parasaurolophus is huge. 2,500 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Bamboo-crusher jaws
  • Armor: Plush padding
  • Senses: Smell finds the right stalks.

Panda · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Herd, kick, and a honk
  • Armor: Duckbill battery
  • Senses: The crest was a horn.

Parasaurolophus · labeled field diagram

Panda500 psi bite
Parasaurolophus200 psi bite

Panda

Bamboo-crusher jaws

Tool: bamboo-crusher jaws. Bite: 500 psi.

Parasaurolophus

Herd, kick, and a honk

Tool: herd, kick, and a honk. Bite: 200 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Panda
30 km/h
Parasaurolophus
40 km/h
Panda30 km/h
Parasaurolophus40 km/h

Panda

30 km/h

Panda can go 30 km/h. That is not very fast.

Parasaurolophus

40 km/h

Parasaurolophus can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in forest. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
PandaParasaurolophusBoth

Meeting biome: forest. Colored land is fossil range for dinosaurs and living range for zoo animals.

Panda

This is home · Lives in Asia

Panda lives in places like forest.

Parasaurolophus

This is home · Lived in North America long ago

Parasaurolophus lives in places like forest.

No. Panda and Parasaurolophus did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Panda
Plants · Bamboo specialist.
Parasaurolophus
Plants · Does not hunt.

Panda

Plants · Bamboo specialist.

Almost all bamboo, all day.

Parasaurolophus

Plants · Does not hunt.

Plants ground by a dental battery — a whole chalkboard of replacement teeth.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Panda
Lives alone
Parasaurolophus
Lives in a herd
Panda4 grit /10
Parasaurolophus5 grit /10

Panda

Lives alone

Slow-looking, not helpless. Grit: 4/10.

Parasaurolophus

Lives in a herd

Nervy salad. Grit: 5/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Panda
6/10
Parasaurolophus
4/10
Panda6 brains /10
Parasaurolophus4 brains /10

Panda

6/10

Smell finds the right stalks.

Parasaurolophus

4/10

The crest was a horn.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Panda
Ailuropoda melanoleuca
Parasaurolophus
Parasaurolophus walkeri

Panda

Ailuropoda melanoleuca

Other bears.

Parasaurolophus

Parasaurolophus walkeri

Other hadrosaurs: Edmontosaurus, Corythosaurus, and the duckbill crowd.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Panda
Sit-and-Smoosh
Parasaurolophus
Crest Trombone Blast

Panda

Sit-and-Smoosh

If a panda leans on a problem, the problem becomes a pancake.

Parasaurolophus

Crest Trombone Blast

Air through the hollow crest probably made a low honk.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Panda 0 · Parasaurolophus 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

WHAM!

THEY MEET

Parasaurolophus runs first. Panda does not race. They wait in forest.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

WHOOSH!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Parasaurolophus is heavier. Panda uses bamboo-crusher jaws. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

ZING!

SPECIAL MOVES

Panda tries the Sit-and-Smoosh. Parasaurolophus tries the Crest Trombone Blast. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Parasaurolophus!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On forest, Parasaurolophus wins. Parasaurolophus is a lot heavier. Panda would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Panda 2 · Parasaurolophus 4 · ties 2.

Your card: Panda 0 · Parasaurolophus 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

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Bamboo: the official victory snack.

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