WHO WILL WIN?
Parasaurolophus
TROOOOT
Brachiosaurus
HOOOOONK
THE SETUP

Parasaurolophus vs Brachiosaurus

Parasaurolophus
Parasaurolophus
Brachiosaurus
Brachiosaurus

Pretend they meet in forest. Dinosaurs lived long ago. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

No. Parasaurolophus lived in long ago. Brachiosaurus lived in long ago. Pretend meeting.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Parasaurolophus

Parasaurolophus walkeri · A duckbill with a trombone on its head.

Parasaurolophus
Home
Late Cretaceous forests of western North America · Lived in North America long ago
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Parasaurolophus is huge.

Does not hunt.

The crest was a horn.

Nervy salad.

  • Parasaurolophus is huge and fast.
  • Plants ground by a dental battery — a whole chalkboard of replacement teeth.
  • Late Cretaceous North America.

Family: Other hadrosaurs: Edmontosaurus, Corythosaurus, and the duckbill crowd.

Corner B

Brachiosaurus

Brachiosaurus altithorax · A living watchtower that ate the upstairs leaves.

Brachiosaurus
Home
Late Jurassic woodlands of western North America · Lived in North America long ago
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Brachiosaurus is giant.

Does not hunt.

A watchtower head.

Calm until it steps.

  • Brachiosaurus is giant and slow.
  • High browse: conifers and other tall plants.
  • Late Jurassic North America, sharing the Morrison world with Allosaurus and Stegosaurus.

Family: Other sauropods: Giraffatitan (the African look-alike), Camarasaurus, and the whole long-neck family.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

3.2 m

Parasaurolophus to scale

Parasaurolophus

12.0 m

Brachiosaurus to scale

Brachiosaurus

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Parasaurolophus2,500 kg

About as heavy as a rhinoceros, with a head-crest as long as a baseball bat.

Brachiosaurus35,000 kg

Head as high as a four-story building. Heavier than four African elephants stacked in a science dream.

Parasaurolophus

3.2 m · 2,500 kg

Parasaurolophus is huge. 2,500 kg.

Brachiosaurus

12.0 m · 35,000 kg

Brachiosaurus is giant. 35,000 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Herd, kick, and a honk
  • Armor: Duckbill battery
  • Senses: The crest was a horn.

Parasaurolophus · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Column legs plus a neck crane
  • Armor: A body the size of a house
  • Senses: A watchtower head.

Brachiosaurus · labeled field diagram

Parasaurolophus200 psi bite
Brachiosaurus80 psi bite

Parasaurolophus

Herd, kick, and a honk

Tool: herd, kick, and a honk. Bite: 200 psi.

Brachiosaurus

Column legs plus a neck crane

Tool: column legs plus a neck crane. Bite: 80 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Parasaurolophus
40 km/h
Brachiosaurus
10 km/h
Parasaurolophus40 km/h
Brachiosaurus10 km/h

Parasaurolophus

40 km/h

Parasaurolophus can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

Brachiosaurus

10 km/h

Brachiosaurus can go 10 km/h. That is slow.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in forest. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
ParasaurolophusBrachiosaurusBoth

Meeting biome: forest. Colored land is fossil range for dinosaurs and living range for zoo animals.

Parasaurolophus

This is home · Lived in North America long ago

Parasaurolophus lives in places like forest.

Brachiosaurus

This is home · Lived in North America long ago

Brachiosaurus lives in places like forest.

No. Parasaurolophus lived in long ago. Brachiosaurus lived in long ago. Pretend meeting.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Parasaurolophus
Plants · Does not hunt.
Brachiosaurus
Plants · Does not hunt.

Parasaurolophus

Plants · Does not hunt.

Plants ground by a dental battery — a whole chalkboard of replacement teeth.

Brachiosaurus

Plants · Does not hunt.

High browse: conifers and other tall plants.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Parasaurolophus
Lives in a herd
Brachiosaurus
Lives in a herd
Parasaurolophus5 grit /10
Brachiosaurus6 grit /10

Parasaurolophus

Lives in a herd

Nervy salad. Grit: 5/10.

Brachiosaurus

Lives in a herd

Calm until it steps. Grit: 6/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Parasaurolophus
4/10
Brachiosaurus
2/10
Parasaurolophus4 brains /10
Brachiosaurus2 brains /10

Parasaurolophus

4/10

The crest was a horn.

Brachiosaurus

2/10

A watchtower head.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Parasaurolophus
Parasaurolophus walkeri
Brachiosaurus
Brachiosaurus altithorax

Parasaurolophus

Parasaurolophus walkeri

Other hadrosaurs: Edmontosaurus, Corythosaurus, and the duckbill crowd.

Brachiosaurus

Brachiosaurus altithorax

Other sauropods: Giraffatitan (the African look-alike), Camarasaurus, and the whole long-neck family.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Parasaurolophus
Crest Trombone Blast
Brachiosaurus
Sky-Salad Stomp

Parasaurolophus

Crest Trombone Blast

Air through the hollow crest probably made a low honk.

Brachiosaurus

Sky-Salad Stomp

It did not need fangs.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Parasaurolophus 0 · Brachiosaurus 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Parasaurolophus runs first. Brachiosaurus does not race. They wait in forest.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Brachiosaurus is heavier. Parasaurolophus uses herd, kick, and a honk. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Parasaurolophus tries the Crest Trombone Blast. Brachiosaurus tries the Sky-Salad Stomp. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Brachiosaurus!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On forest, Brachiosaurus wins. Brachiosaurus is a lot heavier. Parasaurolophus would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Parasaurolophus 2 · Brachiosaurus 4 · ties 2.

Your card: Parasaurolophus 0 · Brachiosaurus 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

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